alex: “you see henry over there? he’s a scrunchie boy!”
daren: “who gave him it?”
alex: “idk i think it was maddie.”
daren: “who gave him it?”
alex: “idk i think it was maddie.”
by coochiemama69 November 3, 2019
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"I feel like he would be cute if he showered."
"He's so scrunkly what do you mean?"
"I feel like he would be cute if he showered."
"He's so scrunkly what do you mean?"
by Scruncklecrncunkle January 15, 2022
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Man on the corner: 'Please leave me alone, I'm waiting for my wife'
Ruk: 'Hunnnnn u know ur wife don't have a scrunchie half as elasticated as mine'
Man on the corner: * runs off *
Man on the corner: 'Please leave me alone, I'm waiting for my wife'
Ruk: 'Hunnnnn u know ur wife don't have a scrunchie half as elasticated as mine'
Man on the corner: * runs off *
by greg_gearstick April 7, 2022
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An asshole you love. Doesn't even have to be an asshole.
Lovable, but god fucking damn, could they not?
An asshole you love. Doesn't even have to be an asshole.
Lovable, but god fucking damn, could they not?
This bastard is a scrunklefuck.
by Lucky Ruell April 18, 2023
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by SpudDud December 9, 2016
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