samchez

another word for sanchez, but often used as a nickname for the name samantha.

"sam just SAMCHEZED that girl"

by Samchez Reilly June 14, 2007

Sammich

An amazing delight consisting of two overweight fat males in overcoats wearing a fedora named Samuel sandwiching any human being or animal.

Samuel: Hey do you want to come over later to sammich. Lama: bahhhhh Samuel: sooooooo ..... yes?

by ImSodaPressed June 24, 2018

Smich

Getting trolled or f*ucked over by really dumb person. Mostly is unintentional on their end and that makes it even more painfull. For example, if someone makes ambiguity aimed at you, embarassing you in the process, without any intention or even aknowlege they did something like that.

"Hey Dick, why the long face?"
"Last night I got smiched by one dumb blond in the bar?"
"Smich?"
"Yeah, she was couldn't remember my name so she yelled 'hey you! Yeah you, the small one, what was your name?'
So I said 'Dick' again and she screamed 'Hey small Dick come here' everybody laughed and she DID NOT GET IT. That dumb b*tch"
"Hehehehe, but you know, it suits you well."

by Locksley of Robin November 13, 2019

Bacon Cookie Sammich

A delicious combination of a Bacon Grid (6 intertwined sliced of bacon, 3x3) and Chocolate Chip Cookies put together on any choice of wheat product such as a Biscuit, toast, Donut, or just plain bread. Commonly used as currency for favor's, Just as a dollar is a promise of gold.

Hey dude, thanks for backing me up back there. I owe you a bacon cookie Sammich.

by Firestar4680 June 9, 2011

Sammich

A sandwich made with pure love, typically by a Sgt that cares.

the Sgt made you a sammich now eat it! that's an order!

by icebluecan June 30, 2012

sammich

A nice little pussy wedged between a set of buns

Last night, I had me a sammich. Nuf said

by DanDanNoodles January 10, 2008

Samichezz

A Samichezz is a person who can make the absolute worst day in the world seem like the best day ever.
A Samichezz has a mystical power to just by the way it looks at you to make you feel sexually "activated"
Samichezz is a french word- meaning- "OMG did you see the HOT SAMICHEZZ?!?!" Note - This could also mean a steaming hot and sexy ham and swiss sandwhich.
ASamichezz is the most kinkiest kisser you'll ever encounter.
So please beware if you come across a Samichezz.. DO NOT MAKE EYE CONTACT!
If you do, you will not help but to fall in love instantly.

My GF's name is Samichezz, how'd she do it?

by Zephyr12 February 23, 2009