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salt lake

Refers to the procedure by which a sizable puddle of ejaculate is deposited in the small of a female's back. Care must be taken in the process so as not to let your "ropes" create a sticky web instead of a consolidated pool. The desired effect is most readily accomplished following standard doggy-style intercourse. See also great salt lake.
So I was playing hide the flesh torpedo with Cindy last night and I totally sold out and laid a salt lake on her tramp stamp.
by qroberts May 22, 2008
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salt and sugar look the same

Salt and sugar look the same, but they obviously taste very diffetent.
by talk2me-JCH2 May 11, 2023
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salt ring

A dried, circular ring around a girl's vagina or asshole after a pair of nuts banged against it for hours.
"She came home from the one night stand with a hangover and a salt ring around her twat."

"The day after smoking meth her ass was in pain. She examined herself and found a salt ring around her asshole. She then remembered how she came up with the cash to get the drugs in the first place."
by squeaked moose October 15, 2011
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salt water mexican

A person who originates from the Island of Puerto Rico. Generally thought to be the next Haiti.
You dirty salt water mexicans need to start paying taxes.
by Mantis222 August 22, 2006
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salt the fries

1) A cryptic reminder in System Shock when the game crashes.
2) A cryptic reminder any other time you feel like it. Usually used to screw with someone's head.
3) A vague compliment, meaning nothing at all.
1) Remember to salt the fries!
2) Jack, when I get back, the goddamn fries better be salted.
3) Dude, she salts the fries.
by Vidmaster1911 August 14, 2006
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salt box

Function: noun

1 : one who is extremely salty; pertaining to an entire box of salt
2 : moody or cross at the most extreme level
Aaron is a salt box, no one could possible be in that bad of a mood.
by lUK February 19, 2004
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salt my wanton

To have crazy oral sex preferably with an asian woman or gay asian man
Jose Conseco says salt my wanton azn bitch!!! no racism intended....well maybe a little
by Salty Wanton Pimp December 31, 2007
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