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Smule-Hop

A fascinating new musical genre created primarily using the application, Smule. The application requires no knowledge of music production, composition nor ability to play an instrument of any type. No real talent whatsoever is needed to start writing cool rap songs and join the fun claiming them as your own. The background track is made using pre-existing loops freeing them up to vocally drone and dribble on about insipid nonsense. Made popular by teens in Western NY, the "songs" are typically about driving, speeding in or crashing their make believe cars as most "artists" are in their mid teens and therefor unable to drive legally. Other themes include heartache they have never experienced and some of the truly ruthless even branch out and use the N word. The irony lies in the fact that they are all spoiled white kids from affluent neighborhoods and towns all cross referencing one another in their "songs" as if they were real life rap stars. E.g. X feat. Y produced by Z etc. Some feeble attempt at 133t is used to make their already juvenile, likely borrowed and inane names appear more interesting. Album names and recording labels are completely fabricated and non existent to go along with the whole image and bots of course are manipulated for view counts and ratings on their one publishing platform, Soundcloud.
Yo, that's some dope Smule-Hop. Auto tune wasn't cool in 2000 and I promise you it's not cool now. Beat it nerd and go learn to actually rap or write an original track that doesn't sound like a Kidz Bop, Nuvaring ad.
by GBEastside June 20, 2019
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Samuele

As a person he is remarkable. One of a kind and even though Samuels can make mistakes in the past,they are humans, but they learn from them. There personality is great. They may be very shy and like to protect themselves but they def love to have a good time and have a great sense of humor. They are usually athletic and have a great smile and make the most cute/attractive faces. As a friend he would do anything to help
You in a problem. Samuels are great to confide to and will
NEVER give you bad advice. They usually come from a great family who is non-judgmental and have good morals for themselves and there children. They trust who their kids befriend and will always be there to help in any sistuation

As a boyfriend a Samuel can be remarkable to their girlfriend. It may be hard for him to express himself but he truly had a kind heart. Even though it takes along time for a Samuel to open up once they do, you'll be so glad that you made the choice to allow him into your life. They will love you with everything they have and do anything to preserve their relationship and stay true to themselves.

If you ever think about dating or befriending a Samuel do it or else you'll be missing out.
Whoa is your boyfriend a Samuel
Whoa is your boyfriend a Samuele

One bonus is him in bed. He is an excellent kisser and great at being spontaneous and loves to leaves those lovely marks on your neck as to help you remember how it got there. He loves to experiment as always ask first before he makes a move. His goal is to show that he loves you and wants to make you really understand it. Anytime you want something changed he will fix it and make sure to ask
That our satisfied . He is a sweet lover and not just a horn dog. He likes to make things romantic. You'll come to realize that you'll fall in love with the little things a Samuel has to offer. And when your apart it kills both of you.a Samuel is worth the time
by Mocha Muffin November 21, 2021
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Samuel O. Williams

The father to large Nigerians, small African American men, and recovering addicts with dumb tattoos.
by Ojo’sDad January 15, 2022
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Samul

A person that exists to be eaten often by cannibalists.
Cannibalist George: Yo man you got our samul for tonight?
Cannibalist Moe: Yessir ive got it we finna cook some nice food!
by Mr K 222 August 31, 2022
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Crack Sample

Crack dealers like all drug dealers offer you a free taste of their product to get you hooked on its effects. Now everyday products are being referred to as crack because of its popularity or consumer reception causing a buying frenzy. Recently I even heard the use of "crack sample" being used to refer to the offering of intimacy by a newly formed couple to entice the other person (or spouse) to accept requests or allowed to be manipulated by the offering of the "intimacy crack sample"; very similar to being "whipped"!
Example 1:
Joe BagOfDoughnuts: "Hey Johnny don't worry this is just a crack sample, just taste it. If you don't like it its free anyway"!

CrackHead Johnny: "OMG that crack sample was da' bomb, I need more"!

Example 2:
Johnny Wishbone: "holy cow that dude hangs on her every word"!

Fred: "she must of given him a crack sample and he's working for more"!

Example 3:
Seamore: "holy cow Shimmy Sham those Justin Bieber tickets are selling like crack"!

Shimmy Sham: "too bad they're not giving crack samples away"!
by The Shimmy Sham January 23, 2013
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Ryan Sample

The biggest fucking idiot licks dick and likes dick in his ass
by Kayden Petry October 30, 2019
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Takisha Samuel

Someone who should see that they are beautiful and smart. Doesn’t see it though because she is blind
by Another Anonymous User December 28, 2020
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