Smule-Hop 

A fascinating new musical genre created primarily using the application, Smule. The application requires no knowledge of music production, composition nor ability to play an instrument of any type. No real talent whatsoever is needed to start writing cool rap songs and join the fun claiming them as your own. The background track is made using pre-existing loops freeing them up to vocally drone and dribble on about insipid nonsense. Made popular by teens in Western NY, the "songs" are typically about driving, speeding in or crashing their make believe cars as most "artists" are in their mid teens and therefor unable to drive legally. Other themes include heartache they have never experienced and some of the truly ruthless even branch out and use the N word. The irony lies in the fact that they are all spoiled white kids from affluent neighborhoods and towns all cross referencing one another in their "songs" as if they were real life rap stars. E.g. X feat. Y produced by Z etc. Some feeble attempt at 133t is used to make their already juvenile, likely borrowed and inane names appear more interesting. Album names and recording labels are completely fabricated and non existent to go along with the whole image and bots of course are manipulated for view counts and ratings on their one publishing platform, Soundcloud.

Yo, that's some dope Smule-Hop. Auto tune wasn't cool in 2000 and I promise you it's not cool now. Beat it nerd and go learn to actually rap or write an original track that doesn't sound like a Kidz Bop, Nuvaring ad.

Smule-Hop by GBEastside June 20, 2019