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Uncle Sam's Pack & Ship

While the dominant male is giving anal sex to the receiver he defecates. The giver is defecating and not the taker, and therefore the giver is packing (it in) and shipping (it out). The name derives from the story that Uncle Sam Wilson of Troy, NY was a meat packer during the War of 1812. The initials U.S. were inscribed on the meat packages to be sent to the Army, and it became legend that the good meat was from Uncle Sam.
I really wanted to go the bathroom and have sex at the same time, so I decided to perform Uncle Sam's Pack & Ship on the toilet.
by Winclemo March 9, 2008
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Samsung galaxy s23

A pretty impressive phone and worthy rival to apples iPhone
Samsung galaxy s23 looks pretty damn gorgeous and versatile in terms of its features, it’s not surprise why apples iPhone gets nervous around it
by Dontaskaboutmyfish November 3, 2022
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Samster

Someone, usually possessing the name Samuel or a variation of that name, to have hamsterlike qualities. For example: a samster may make noises expected to be from a rodent, have abnormally large front teeth that may or may not be yellow, have a small stature, or anything else significatory of a hamster.
(hamster sound)
Guy- Did you hear that? It sounded like...
Guy#2- Stop, it was probably just that kid called Sam, he a huge samster.
by adasdfsdg May 10, 2011
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Samsonite's Sign

A suitcase or suitcases accompanying an elderly or special needs person to the Emergency Department or other hospital waiting room. A sure sign that someone has abandoned the poor individual to the care of healthcare professionals and Society. Named after the world's largest luggage manufacturer producing hardshell luggage honoring the Biblical strongman "Samson."

People presenting with Samsonite's Sign require a great deal of care and are often abandoned by overly tired caregivers. Presently, there is no cure for Samsonite's Sign but many community groups are developing respite care programs for caregviers.
Example: On average, 2 out of 5 patients arrived with Samsonite's sign.
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Samsung Galaxy Tab

A fat tablet who seeks to win over ipad
Duuuuuude

What?

I got a samsung galaxy tab

Nice

Your ipad sucks

*punch*
by Darth Frodo April 12, 2014
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Samson

The Samson is when you are having sex with a girl, and she cuts your pubic hair, and then you instantly go limp.
I was having sex with Delilah when she whipped out scissors and gave me a Samson. Now I can't get it up, and I went blind.
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Samsqwanch

Same as the Yeti, Bigfoot, Chewbacca, Sasquatch and many different names the creature is called.

This particular name is a reference from the movie "Trailer Park Boys" the nickname was commonly used by Bubbles.
(Bubbles is one of the characters in the movie)
"Holy f*** Ricky, it's a mother f***in' Samsqwanch!"
"There's a mother f***in' Samsqwanch at my door, what do I do?"
by Soapaosin November 14, 2013
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