Staff Captain

A rank in halo 3, usually lower than others.

Also an insult, since Staff is a synonym for penis.

Guy 1- lulz u suck
Guy 2- stop being such a staff captain

by Todahokji October 10, 2008

staffan

Someone who is hung but also a complete homosexual. All the ladies love him but can't be with him.

Man, that dude is a total Staffan.

by Boening6969 April 4, 2018

Swaf

When you’re sad, but still wanna be swag.
Which originally was a typo from “Swag”, but got turned into a meaning.

Im feeling swaf today.
Its okay cause Im still swag.

by swafbitch April 12, 2021

Stafford County

THE MOST BORING PLACE IN THE WORLD (BASICALLY A PLACE FOR HILLBILLIES NEXT TO THERE HOMELAND FREDRICKSBURG

HILLBILLY DOODLE:where are you from?

BILLY BOB JOE:Stafford County

HILLBILLY DOODLE:OH SHIT!!!!!!!!!

by SKATERDUDE123 March 3, 2011

Stafa

A man who gets too lucky while playing minecraft and owns a splatoon server.

"wtf how did he get 4 tridents without trying?"
"He's stafa its normal."

by Sammeh™ March 2, 2021

Wizard's Staff

to discretely place some acid on the tip of your penis before getting a blow job without letting your partner know. Your partner will be in for a surprise

dude, I met this girl at a party and took her back to my room. It was going pretty nice but I wanted to make things more interesting so I gave her the wizard's staff. She thought my penis was a snake!

by 'jammin March 13, 2011

Swaffle

To slap your dick across someone's face.

Tom gave Jill a swaffle during sex last night.

by Mad_Hatter1590 May 17, 2018