Smucker

Word that describes masturbating with a peanut butter and jelly sandwich.

Friend 1: "Dude, have you ever used a fleshlight?"

Friend 2: "Nah fam, I prefer to smucker myself."

by Benwithyourmum December 28, 2018

Smuck

Smoke and Fuck

Jordan and Nicole Decided to go smoke and fuck a.k.a Smuck

by 381willie June 17, 2022

dick smucker

An elderly woman with no teeth giving a blow job. Possibly the closest to heaven any living man is likely to get.

I was skeptical at first, but that dick smucker gave me the best head of my life.

by El conquistador January 17, 2014

Mr. Smuckums

A lean,mean,scooting machine. one who likes to beat one up.

That fighter was a Mr. Smuckums.

by Julia44 January 18, 2010

SMUD

it's a SCUD send by mail

My boss just sent me a SMUD.

It hurts.

by charlypops November 10, 2012

smuckers

a cute nickname for a girlfriend/ boyfriend; a kind of grape jelly

i love you smuckers.

I had to buy smuckers jelly today

by Julya Marie September 7, 2009

Smuck

When something or someone smells and sucks at the same time.

Redneck 1: Boy howdy that sure did smuck.
Redneck2: yeah its much better when its your sister, eh?

by Moomonkey June 30, 2006