Saint Bedsheet

A way of saying that's your skipping Church to sleep in.

Oh, man. I was up all night playing Halo 2 on XBOX Live all night long. I think I'll be going to Saint Bedsheet tomorrow for Church.

by Carrera's Wedge March 20, 2007

Saint Adam

Saint Adam is the man who will always come thru for his people. Saint Adam doesn't try to shake you down, steal from you, or pull any bullshit. He is the man who will put your drunk ass in the taxi, slap some good cash and a chaser into the driver's hand, and make sure you get home safe. Saint Adam is not a Pimp, Slinger, or a Killer, but he knows people if you need one. He's a Gay, but he ain't trying to do you. He's all-star A-Gay and calls up the Gay Mafia to make things happen. Saint Adam is like part of the Gay Special Forces Unit, and he has one rule: "Leave no drink behind!"

"That bitch just left us standing on the curb, and Saint Adam called up the Gay Mafia, turned out the free drinks and everyone was sorted."

by Moz Posse February 8, 2010

Sainting

To take a picture of yourself sitting on the toilet bowl mid push and sending it to friends.

Photos are best taken while holding the camera low to the ground looking up. Photos should include knees, toilet bowl, torso, as well as face.

It was awkward when he forgot to shut the sound off his iPhone while sainting in a bathroom full of coworkers.

by The-Ocho April 25, 2013

saint andrews episcopal school

Saint Andrew's Episcopal School (SAES) is an Episcopalian elementary and middle school located in California with morals for strong academics and character. Children at Saint Andrew's grow up with a good sense of what to expect for in the future, and develop practical goals in which they succeed spiritually and academically. SAES provides a well-rounded curriculum from the arts, to meditation, to app inventing, to self-motivating and enduring physical education. As the kids grow to young adults, they start to lose innocence as they discover life's challenges and opportunities. Many of which at SAES are masked with morals of character start to question the values behind becoming a perfect, well rounded, child. From here out, some chose to unconsciously follow the suggested path of work/improvement without question, while others chose to question life, God, and the pursuit of happiness. Once in 8th grade, most kids at SAES have experienced enough work and lessons to know that they shall do what pleases them, whether it means being a person of character, or a person who realizes the innocence of the school children. Many kids grow up to be bright, wonderful, and succeed in many ways, while others may simply be unprepared for real-life problems such as being bullied, relationship break-ups, and becoming fired from a job.

Bartholomule: "Hey Birtha, Saint Andrews Episcopal School looks like a great place for my 8 year old son!"

Birtha: "It may seem like that at first, but SAES seems to keep too children innocent, causing them to fail epically in high-school when it comes to being popular, getting a boy/girl-friend, simply due to the fact that they don't know what words like "cum" or "condom" are."

Bartholumule: "OK well it seems like something I'm willing to sacrifice for a great education, maybe I could persuade them to put in a Sex Ed. Class."

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SAES Student (boy): "um-m-r... Hi Jessica, um... I think your pretty?... Um... So...um..."

SAES Student (Girl): "Awww you're so sweet! of course I'll be your Girlfriend!"

*Holds hands for 5 seconds and never speaks again*

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Boya: "Hey dude, that chick looks pretty damn hot in those tights!"

Brindolathumleyanola: "hell ya man, I so want to lick her pus--Her Puissance! I mean like those legs look like they can jump high!"

by Andrew the Apostle March 16, 2014

Old Saint Shit

The act of defecating down someones chimney as a prank, leaving their whole house smelling like feces with them wondering where the smell came from

Guy: why does my house smell like shit?
Girl: I left you an old saint shit, look in the chimney

by the fatness December 18, 2011

geaux saints

Cajun spelling for who dat nation spelled by Saints fans

Geaux saints who dat who dat who dat say dey gunna beat dem saints

by sasquach_the_infamous December 20, 2013

SaintMeghanMarkle

A snarky subreddit that discusses the hypocrisy of Prince Harry and Meghan Markle.

"I was browsing SaintMeghanMarkle, and learned that Prince Harry and Meghan Markle won an award for fighting racism despite Meghan not doing anything and Prince Harry's past antisemitism and racist remarks."

by ChessNotCheckers December 9, 2022