Smocusing

the buildup of mucus caused by smoking

the act of procuring mucus by smoking heavily

"My cold is smocusing really bad"
"My smocusing makes me want to quit nicotine bro"
"Smocusing my cold away *sniffle* *snort* *wheeze*"

by ArtimusLeton November 4, 2012

smocane

Cocaine wrapped in weed that you smoke until you get an angry dragon in your butthole

my dad got me some good smocane last night!

by ceiywbr7 auw grwe7rewyjw g October 10, 2016

smdof

set my dick on fire

Victoria: "Hey can you send me a picture of your study guide for the test tomorrow?"
Beck: "SMDOF; the test is tomorrow?!!"

by dickonfire July 28, 2016

Smooch Up

A cross between kiss up and schmoozing. Specifically, it means to network with someone while taking care to be as much of a kiss ass as possible with the intent of gaining something from that specific someone.

Mary is the CTO there. You should smooch up to her and see if she'll offer you a job.

by DrinkerOfMonster August 24, 2016

smoochification

Smoochified and emphasis added, such as glitter bombing a huge load of spunk laid across a truck door.

Smoochification by glitter bomb on that hoochie smoochy

by SmoochyKeech October 28, 2016

Smooching starfish

The act of sizzoring someone, but by touching b holes together.

As a gay couple, Fred and Sinley enjoy the smooching starfish before getting their fuck on.

by David...W January 11, 2017

smooch looter

One who knowingly prevents face sucking.

My gf and I were watching a movie, we were about to kiss when my sister walked in and sat next to us. She is such a smooch looter.

by ›:D April 19, 2017