Slipper

the true weapon of death used by all mothers
by Val~ December 17, 2021
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slipper

A literal god dang shoe just made for your ass to die and to feel pain. If mom is dumb enough, she'll use these for shoes.
my fat mama is killing me! Help someone get the slipper out of her hand boi
by mommywithaslipper November 29, 2022
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Slipper

The most powerful weapon in the universe, first weaponized by the Asians before physics was invented. It is capable of both short and long range devastation, and in the old days it could even be finessed through time and space. It also doubles as fashionable footwear and as such, is very easy to deploy quickly if you know what you are doing.
You got a B in math?

yeah, wh-OH GOD PLEASE ANYTHING BUT THE SLIPPER
by Steven He's Biggest Fan March 16, 2022
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Slipper

It's an indoor and outdoor footwear that
is a roofless shoe with straps to slide in
each your toes separating the big toe
from the 4 other toes, also helps
preventing germs from passing through
the skin from your feet and cause fetal
diseases coming from your feet.
Have you seen my brand new Louis Vuitton slippers??
by ariannasfff January 17, 2022
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Slipper

Mere footwear to westerners but a Lethal Weapon of Mass destruction for Asian mothers and seen sometimes used by Spanish Mothers
"Kimmy was beat to death by a slipper because he got a bad score"
by Ant Guy May 18, 2023
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Ballerina Slippers

Some doucher from the J.W's who won't move the hell out of the way from the stairs.
Hey, its that doucher, Ballerina Slippers, he probably likes it in the rear.
by bassballs66 September 11, 2011
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Spew Slipper

Waking up after a large night on the turps only to get out of bed and put your foot in the pile of vomit you don't remember departing your body the night before.

Potentially worse when it departed someone else's body.
"How did you pull up?"

"Not as well as expected. My feet felt the warmth of the spew slipper."
by spewslipper August 11, 2009
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