Slider

Reality checker without which progress ain't happening.
That thing that makes the next step possible.

Workfront necessary. "If it ain't slid, it ain't did."

If you want it to happen, move yo slider.

by Melafunny September 16, 2021

Slider

A fully licensed and professional massage therapist who occasionally slides below the sheet to perform a sexual happy ending for the extra tip.

My massage therapist starting working a little too close to my junk, so I asked if she was a slider and was very happy with the answer.

by brain2777 June 16, 2021

tough chicken slider

Any item or reason a middle-aged middle-class entitled woman uses for the purposes of bitching about how tough life is.

@ArbysCares gave me this tough chicken slider tonight. America has a problem.

by anonymous August 13, 2022

Skeet Slider

Someone who narrowly rides the line between creepy and cute.

Person 1 - " Did you hear about so and so?"
Person 2 - "Yeah what they did was filthy , totally a Skeet Slider."
Person 1- "Most definitely a Skeet Slider."

by The Skeet Man November 30, 2022

Pipe slider

When you shit in the toilet, you know it came out and made a noise but when you look down it has disappeared into the unknown even though you didn’t flush

“How was it?” “Bro that was a hectic pipe slider”

by Rabbit bums May 14, 2022

Sacramento Slider

The act of covertly shitting in a person's pocket.

Zeke always wears these stupid, baggy pants to trivia night at the Elk's Grove Applebee's, so last night I snuck up and gave him a Sacramento Slider.

by Hot Franklin December 7, 2021

Slider

Just like they say in the song Mozzy sliders it's them homies that pull up on your block bounce out and they fire. Pretty much it's your homies that slide on your ops and have your back feel me

My little homie slide up Everytime I hit his line.

After we got word dude was all bad, we called the sliders and pulled up on his ass.

by RipDrakeotheruler14 December 21, 2021