The act of flatulence while simultaneously deficating unintentionally in the pantaloons or trousers.
by ryguy365 September 14, 2019

by Mothertrucker334 April 14, 2018

by Flyingbinbag42 August 31, 2016

when someone is so hot that you would physically simultaneously shit whilst farting if placed in front of them.
i would shart for chris wood.
by happilysmythe March 25, 2022

Kevin attempted to deal a silent fart to hot box the crowded elevator. Much to his chagrin he also pinched a loaf. "Sharting" is a cruel reminder that not all farts are funny.
by sillybillyboy April 23, 2014

by Allie Mata January 5, 2006

1ST PERSON: jeeeeeeeeeeeesssuuussss, listen mate, we need to leave, ive just sharted my self!!!
2ND PERSON: GRIME FACTOR 5 !!!! U FCUKIN WALLY!
2ND PERSON: GRIME FACTOR 5 !!!! U FCUKIN WALLY!
by NATE DOUG September 3, 2005
