scion

Over a decade ago, Toyota revolutionized the American luxury car world with the introduction of the Lexus line. In the early 90s, the economy was booming and luxury cars were once again a hit. Toyota succeeded with the Lexus, and it remains to this day the top selling luxury car in the United States.

Now, comes a new trend. A trend which was spawned from the coke-snorting habits of Generation X. It is the ugly car trend.

Each big company has it's own hideous car. The infamous Honda Element (wannabe hummer), the Volkswagen Golf (Ricers seem to be all over this one now), the Pontiac Aztek (Anyone who pays money for that needs to have their heart ripped out on an altar, Aztec style), the PT Cruiser (You'll cruise right by any hopes of getting poontang in that one), and last and certainly least, the Chevy Avalanche (If you get in a collision, the rubber will make the other car bounce off you).

Toyota once again plans to dominate a rising line of cars with the ugly Scion. This includes the shoebox on wheels, and the wannabe Impala.

I had a Scion infront of me. A Pontiac Aztek to my right. A PT Cruiser to my left. And a Honda Element behind me. If I had one, I'd set off my car bomb and sacrifice my life to remove these hideous cars from the road.

by The Sub March 11, 2005

scion tc

equivalent to a hot girl with no tits.

man 1: dude youre scion tc sucks.
tyler: *sobs*

by fattony1994 October 18, 2011

Schoonover

when a hockey goalie plays the puck either off a teammate or to a member of the opposing team resulting in a goal.

That goalie pulled a Schoonover

by Schooner May 24, 2017

Schon

Is what happens when your daddy can't spell Schwinn .. you become a Schon .

He's not even a Schwinn , he's a schon !

Hahahahahaha

by spacin' August 25, 2018

sboon

When a group of people who are noobs, don't want to explicitly let be known to the world, but would like to still subtly lay the subcontext of the noob tag out in the open.

We are sboon
Hi, my friends and I are sboon

by TheTejj February 16, 2018

sconder

Something you can give or receive from someone or something you can do. Can have many meanings, and can be used in basically every context.

I willnst sconder a kiss on your head below your hair.
May we sconder for a bit?

by wordgod123 September 6, 2019

Scion

A new car company that makes really ugly cars that resemble lowered minivans. People who drive these think they are cool and unique but are really just lame.

Person A: Hey did you get a new minivan?
Person B: No dude, that's my new Scion. Isn't it cool?
Person A: Uh, if you say so.

by R February 3, 2005