by Chebbis March 29, 2019
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It is impossible for a person to create something good out of something that is, by its very nature, bad.
(coming out of a movie theater)
Guy 1: That was the worst movie ever, man.
Guy 2: I know! But! Leonardo DiCaprio was the best out of them, though. His acting blew everyone else's right out of the water! Too bad everything else sucked.
Guy 1: Oh, well. You can't make chicken salad out of chicken shit.
Guy 1: That was the worst movie ever, man.
Guy 2: I know! But! Leonardo DiCaprio was the best out of them, though. His acting blew everyone else's right out of the water! Too bad everything else sucked.
Guy 1: Oh, well. You can't make chicken salad out of chicken shit.
by starofdestiny October 14, 2009
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Get the Salamander Man mug.Salad fingers is a flash cartoon that uses the facade of random hysteria (rusty spoons, ridiculuos combinations eg. salad and fingers) to communicate a more serious, tragedic perspective of the world. This could almost be compared to naive art, in that it is seemingly spontaneous, a work deliberately imitating childish art, but in so doing accessing the darkest recesses of human consciousness. Not only does salad fingers touch rusty things, his mono-mania and schizophrenic behaviour hints at abuse and isolation. Salad fingers is not simply strange, laughable - in its repulsiveness it higlights aspects of the human condition that are glossed over in everyday life, or ignored in the mentally ill and the suffering. It is for this reason that salad fingers may be described as sad, as well as strange.
He dreams of rusty taps.
He talks to a broken telephone.
He is often reduced to being utterly terrified by a few choice words. ("I think he likes spoons too.")
He talks to a broken telephone.
He is often reduced to being utterly terrified by a few choice words. ("I think he likes spoons too.")
by Grey Sea June 9, 2005
Get the salad fingers mug.sat•is•fied |ˈsatisˌfīd|
sal•a•man•der |ˈsaləˌmandər|
noun, vulgar slang.
oral stimulation of a man's penis to the point of ejaculation, as ejaculating the man removes his penis and proceeds with his ejaculation while aiming for his partners nose. If successful the male's reproductive fluid will go up his partners nose and down the throat. His partner will then cough up the man's semen and will look like a "Satisfied Salamander"
ORIGIN,
Satisfied: Latin, satisfacere ‘to content,’
Salamander: Greek, salamandra
sal•a•man•der |ˈsaləˌmandər|
noun, vulgar slang.
oral stimulation of a man's penis to the point of ejaculation, as ejaculating the man removes his penis and proceeds with his ejaculation while aiming for his partners nose. If successful the male's reproductive fluid will go up his partners nose and down the throat. His partner will then cough up the man's semen and will look like a "Satisfied Salamander"
ORIGIN,
Satisfied: Latin, satisfacere ‘to content,’
Salamander: Greek, salamandra
by Ryamnocerus March 3, 2010
Get the Satisfied Salamander mug.If your refer to a woman as "mop salad," that means she will perform fellatio on you with out issue, or coercion.
Mop Salad can also be called "top of the morning." -The term was coined by one of Joe Buddens' friends on BlogTV.
Mop Salad can also be called "top of the morning." -The term was coined by one of Joe Buddens' friends on BlogTV.
Yo look at that bitch there... she got some big lips... That bitch mop salad...
That chick got on juicy booty shorts.... that's definitely mop salad.
That bitch is Mop Salad... She always got lollipop in her mouth.
That chick got on juicy booty shorts.... that's definitely mop salad.
That bitch is Mop Salad... She always got lollipop in her mouth.
by JoeBuddenTV August 4, 2009
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