Read the Door

Its like "the door is right there, leave now" and "read the room" together. So just read the room and leave.

Person 1:"I didn't do anything to her other than say her dress looked like a Hefty's garbage bag, everyone did give me a nasty look once she left the room crying though."

Person 2:"Read the Door."

credits go to yasmine (cyladasia)

by Property_y November 5, 2020

Man Reading

When a man looks at a piece of paper, unwilling to take the time to read it himself, then asks his significant other to tell him what it says.

Wife: Did you see the pamphlet on the table about next week’s event?
Husband: I saw it, but what does it say?
Wife: Would you stop Man Reading

by scher&air February 4, 2012

poop read

A unit of measurement. The number of poops it takes to complete a selected reading

This is a great book. It should take you about 7 or 8 poop reads to get through it.

by shamalamadingdong988 April 11, 2014

Hexham Ready

To be clean shaven in the nether regions before a big event/night out

Stancer: were getting a taxi in 20 mins

Angus: give me 30 I need to get hexham ready

by gustavoconfirmed April 4, 2019

that reads

When someone is trying to convey a point and it makes sense to you. You do not always have to agree with them, but saying it usually implies you do.

"I think we should go to the pizza place down the street. The waiters are nice and they have a deal tonight."

"Oh that reads, let's go."

by BedlamBravado February 24, 2021

i ready

a torture device made by teachers so kids will kermit sewer slide and fill a class with depresion

i ready is very evil

by pugman 24 February 15, 2022

I-Ready

Literally the same definition as hell, torture, racism, heaven in opposite , you have no friends, suicide, death.

if you use this site then you want to swear 10x more, be racist 10x more, commit suicide 100x more, and throw ur chair across the room even more then you ever

whole class doing i-ready:
student a: shoots him self
teacher a: that kid just shot him self!?!?!? why would he do that...
student b: hmmm i wonder why.

by stevelentlytrolled April 12, 2022