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Repositioning

repositioning:

(noun) telling the truth only after being presented with evidence of a bold faced lie and threatened with prison time.
When conspiracy theorist and Trump supporter Jerome Corsi was confronted about his lies and threatened with prison time, he decided to tell the truth, which he described as a "repositioning".
by Yes u r awake and this is real December 2, 2018
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Reps

A replica shoe, a fake shoe
Are those shoes reps?

Yeah

Imagine owning reps
by TheWordlyMan January 21, 2023
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mega remus

a person who believes himself to be righteous in situations but is actually a hypocrite and does not care.
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repossession

Repossession is the term to describe the taking back of of something that once belonged to person stealing it. Often causes the person being looted a lot of turmoil and stress. In addition, repossession is one of the number one causes of suicide, which frequently happens when the object being stolen back is something that the person is addicted to.

Ex. Juul

Verb form: repossess
Miguel signed out of his classroom in school to use the restroom. Upon his arrival, he began to rip the juul as if he hadn’t had it in days... at least it felt this way to him. Poor Miguel didn’t even realize that it had only been 7 minutes. Little did Miguel know that one of the men looking for a “repo” job had just gained intel on his bathroom excursion. Before he could even blink, Miguel had the Juul taken out of his hands, and the runner was already making his way down the hall. By the time the addict had retreated from the bathroom in pursuit of his target, he realized it was too late. “Oh no. Not another ‘repossession’. It can’t be happening again!” Dropping to his knees, Miguel began to question his life, pondering why he had not followed his father’s orders and put himself out of his misery. “My life is a living shit show” Miguel shouted in agony. Miguel dreaded what was to come. Although it had only been one minute since his last hit, he knew that a very painful withdrawal was prone to take over him at any moment now. His grades began to slip and he constantly was looking for a solution and a way out. There was only one thing he could think of.....
by DiliRoso November 15, 2017
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Repost

JARED IS THAT A REPOST?
by mikethasaviour June 11, 2018
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Remusing

Adj. remembering thoughts or experiences from the past
I was remusing about the days before computers and how life seemed more simple then.
by Mauimooreboy August 15, 2018
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Sir Remus

relating back to the old english. Means someone who gives reamings to assholes or anything that can be reamed.
"Look at that teacher" from the looks of him he seems to ream holes. He looks like a Sir Remus
by Lance January 5, 2005
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