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republitard

One who identifies himself as a Republican but cannot intelligently debate a single Republican issue.
The republitard generally believes that global warming is a left wing myth and that we have an endless supply of oil. He will frequently remark that George W. Bush is "smarter than he seems". The republitard has a bitter hatred of Hillary Clinton but is unable to cite a single reason why, except to say that she's just a bitch. Some of the more radical republitards actually believe that Bill and Hillary are serial killers.
by Artimus Jackson McGraw March 26, 2008
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Republigun Party

The political party devoted beyond measure to second amendment, gun loving,

NRA-inspired activism.
The Florida Republigun Party led legislature voted not to even debate gun reform in the presence of courageous teenagers who'd just survived a mass shooting.
by NeologianPJG March 3, 2018
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republican

This is a true, and non-biased definition of the American poltical party. For insults, satire, and sarcasm, refer to anywhere else on this page.

Republicans generally speaking hold a right wing political stance. They believe that the economy should offer as much freedom as possible. They believe that capitalism and the free market are best in their purest, unregulated forms.

Republicans also hold the view that personal choices and personal freedoms should be restricted, in order to hold up a good "morale" for the nation.

This can be seen by issues such as abortion and gay marriage. Republicans generally hold the belief that both of these should be made illegal by the government in order to preserve "morality" and "traditional practices." (The quotes are there, because these things are relative.)

Republicans generally oppose stringent to moderate gun control.

Republicans generally support tradition and belief as opposed to innovation and progression.


Also, they eat babies.
Sean Hannity just interviewed Rush Limbaugh on Fox News. I didn't think so much republicanism could fit in one room.
by YHHAWNFTPSHI February 4, 2009
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Irish Republican Army

The Irish Republican Army is one of the most recent Nationalist groups fighting to oust the brutal and murderous 833 year occupation of Ireland by British imperialists. In 1172 the English used deceit to trick their way into getting their Army into a land of priests ans scholars. Since that time, they have outlawed the Irish language, culture, laws, music, and even the colour green upon pain of death. The IRA had, until recently, protected innocent civilians from loyalist paramilitary death squads and british agents. The Provisional IRA are currently seeking diplomatic means to bring about a power sharing government in Northern Ireland, a region of six counties still under british rule.
Famous Irish Republican Army members include Joe Cahill, Martin McGuinness, and Billy McKee.
by Timothy Shuteran July 20, 2008
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republicans

Republican opposition to stem cell research, their call for amending the constitution because of gay marrige, their hostility to Roe v. Wade, and their pandering in the Schiavo case are all explained by the fact that Republicans have become the political arm of Christian conservatives
by jon April 2, 2005
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9/11 Republican

A person who usually voted Democratic, but has been taken in by the Bush administration's fear-mongering.
I thought my dad was going to vote for Kerry, but he turned out to be another 9/11 Republican.
by kolohe61 April 24, 2005
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republicans

People who usurp their own religious beliefs to defend their policies. Which is a sin.

People who wish to force their religion upon others while stimultaneously not living up to their religion's expectations. Which, according to Jesus, is a sin.

People who support war and then use "thou shalt not kill" as a reason against abortions.

People who say they are for less government controll over the individual, and then enforce the PATRIOT ACT, the sanctity of marriage amendment, and other civilian intrusions.

People who lower taxes for the wealthiest one percent.

People who get in to office thanks to the less educated population states. (A proven fact)

People who accuse Democrats of being spendthrifts while bankrupting our economy.

People who work for their self interests, and the interests of their campaign funders and benifactors, while in office. (Well, Democrats are infamous for that as well.)

A party that once was good, but then the southern influence came in.

People who accuse Liberals of being whiners while bitching about: Gay People, Public Displays of the Ten Commandments, and Civil Rights.

The antithesis of progress

see hypocrites Inbred Reactionaries
Peter Griffin:
"Hey Lois, look at me. I'm the two symbols of the Republican party. An elephant, and a Fat White guy who's threatened by change."

A Republican
"Damn them Liberals! First they let the women vote, then they let the blacks vote, then they let the black women vote, and now they want us to make peace with a country that did absolutely nothin to us."
by Euthanasia April 10, 2005
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