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I reject your reality and substitute my own.

A phrase used by a person who likes to eat shit, to some extent knows that eating shit is bad for them, but doesn't acknowledge that fact and therefore dismiss it.

It can be seen as a modern analogy to Plato's cave.
Example (à la Patrick's wallet meme):

PC user: You know that the baseline Mac Pro costs 5 times as much money than a similarly-spec'd windows based machine, right?

Apple user: Yup.

PC user: And you know that you can custom build your own PC, right?

Apple user: Yup.

PC user: And even get a similar Mac Pro computer case?

Apple user: Yup.

PC user: And configure it to run Mac OS?

Apple user: Yup.

PC user: Then why did you buy the Mac Pro?!?!??

Apple user: Cus I reject your reality and substitute my own.

PC user: *facepalm*
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I respect that

A person that feels that something is respectable. A person feels that something is cool or good.

This word is along the lines of That's Legit.
I have to study tonight. "I respect that"
by Robert April 23, 2005
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reject

Someone who either is a reject or is unable to do anything but reject themselves and others whether intentionally in the form of being contrary to everything they hear or see or subcuntiously over longer periord ultimately dying like everybody else and thus being rejected by life
Runnn its a reject
by ManhattenSawbones February 7, 2020
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Erection Rejection Selection

A set of mental images used by a member of the male sex to lose an erection that appears at an inappropriate or awkward time.
Oh no! A boner right before my Biology presentation? Time to employ my erection rejection selection!
by Beast_modez November 7, 2009
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Short Bus Reject

1.A person who is so intellectually challenged, their mental deficencies far surpass that of the individuals who normally qualify for using the short bus. In other words, they are inelligible for the short bus.

2. Beyond merely stupid or retarded.
Person a: I need to get famous, dawg.
Person b: why don't you go out and give to a chairity or do community service or somethin?
Person a: Nah, man, thats what famous people do, I gotta get famous first so people recognize!
Person b: Man, you a Short Bus Reject.
by Intelligent. February 21, 2010
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respect my mind

command to respect the way an individual usually behaves and/or thinks. This was made popular in the 90's by former Cash Money/Universal rap group 'Hot Boys'
A: Can i have some money?
B: Bitch, respect my mind!
by S Da F**kin Great June 9, 2007
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respect

Something your parents tell you has to be earned, not demanded. Then they turn right around and demand it.
"You can't just demand respect. You have to earn it."
"I disagree. I think everybody should be respected."
"How dare you disagree! You'd better respect me or else!"
by NunyaBeeswaxReally June 15, 2018
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