JO Remorse

The overwhelming feeling of regret and remorse felt only seconds after climaxing while jerking off (JO). Most commonly felt after masturbation sessions that take place mid day in one's parent's house. Other common and extremely depressing feelings include a lack of self worth, loneliness, and sometimes thoughts of suicide.

"Dude, I got really bad JO remorse earlier today...I really need to get my life back on track."

by chilldudeguyman August 31, 2011

Non-Buyers Remorse

The feeling of sadness and depression one gets when returning from shopping with not much to show for one's day.

Guy 1: I wish I'd bought that Iron Man dvd today, now I'm so depressed.
Guy 2: Dude, you totally have the Non-Buyers Remorse.

by ScaryWardrobe November 11, 2010

Tree Removal

Tree Removals are y’all at performed by guys by the name of Tim. They will usually do it to simp for their neighbors.

Hello my name is Tim and I live next door, I am here for the tree removal.

by Tree removal November 20, 2020

pie-ers remorse

The extreme and debilitating guilt which emerges immedietly after eating a large and decadent portion of desert. The culprit might be a slice of pie--but could also be cake, ice-cream, cookies, or any other high fat food choice. Pie-ers remorse generally results in several hours of lethargy and self-loathing until the remorse wears off.

I really enjoyed that dinner dear, but eating that enormous slice of fudge-brownie pie has given me pie-ers remorse. I think I'll just go home and sit and watch Law and Order reruns for the rest of the night.

by David Woodard July 17, 2007

Biden Remorse

The sense of regret after voting for Joe Biden. Is frequently associated with people suffering from TDS.

Lib: I DID NOT VOTE FOR THIS!!! I CAN'T BELIEVE WHAT A TERRIBLE PRESIDENT HE'S BEEN IN HIS FIRST WEEK IN OFFICE!!!

Con: Sounds like you have Biden Remorse.

by Sailor Dan January 26, 2021

removal day

The day in which a baby is born via c-section

"I wasnt born, I was removed. Happy removal day!"

by Hdhdjdjdbdnd January 15, 2018

Rivers Remorse

The feeling you get when you wake up, recieve disapproving looks from your housemates, realise you've spent all of your pay, eaten everything in the house and defecated somewhere inappropriate. Obviously after a good lashing on the town.

"How you feeling this morning champ?" *disapproving look*
"Ah.. Bad case of the Rivers Remorse, what the f*** happened?"

by LTDatTFL October 1, 2009