religion

1. A massive group of people who all follow the EXACT same set of beleifs without having to think about them. In fact questioning God is bad and sends you to a land of eternal suffering.

2. A simple system that breeds laws into people so that they realize the only way to salvation, is to give the church money.

Religion is the fasionable substitute for beleif. --Oskar Wilde

Also see: Sexual abuse

by Moo May 25, 2003

religion

religion is the opium of the masses

-Karl Marx

I'm not a communist but religion is stupid . It is there to explain what cannot be explained, (until now), science trumps religion in every count. How can your faith be any more correct that one of any of the other hundreds of
religions in the world?

religion is stupid because it is based on faith

by Jake March 31, 2004

Religion

The only acceptable form of bullying

Terrorist: go and blow those people up or be damned to a life of suffering and misery
Innocent muslim: ok

by bumwillydribbleboobies August 23, 2005

Cafeteria Religion

Selecting parts from a religion instead of accepting it as a whole with all its doctrines and customs

Within the religions, many members accept parts and reject parts; this is holding by cafeteria religion since they select only specific items according to their liking like in a cafeteria, not taking the whole package deal. Also Atheism 2.0 is a practice of cafeteria religion. It accepts selected religious values but without a recognition in its absolute godly authority.

by motel November 11, 2013

No religion

When something is messy, over-the-top, crazy, doing the most.. a step above "no-chill"

Girl 1: her hair has no religion
Girl 2: Yeah it's frizzy as hell

by FaxNoPrinter April 19, 2017

Young Bull Religion

A religion spread by the Prophet "True B."

This religion is that belief of one God, that one god is yourself. This religion does not believe in another God besides yourself. In other words, you the person is God.

Young Bull Religion is a religion of True B.

by Young Bull B. December 1, 2016

religion

An example of orangized theft and genocide.

Are you going to join the Mafia?

No, I'm gonna become a Catholic.

by nighthawk January 14, 2005