the not-necessarily-religious

The perfect religion for those who aren't sure if they really believe in a god, but don't want to risk the big red one. Based on being as good as you can be, but not going over the top and showing up the others, the religion of the not-necessarily-religious doesn't believe in rules as such, at least not written ones. Therefore there are no commandments, but believers are asked to be nice to people and to really try and not steal things or kill people, if they can really help it. Attendance at a church is by no means compulsory, or even advised, but a number of popular pilgrimages exist, such as the centre of the civilised world, Home Bargains.

"Hey Josh, wanna come pray to God with me and my good buddies?"
"Nah, I'm one of the not-necessarily-religious."
"Oh. I didn't know you were, uh, 'like that'."
"What the hell does that mean? Son of a bitch!"
"Ah, no! My splean!"

by Horace Wimp November 8, 2006

Anti-religiosity

(n) White House advisor Kellyanne Conway's grammatical and syntactical faux pas for sentiments held by those who are opposed to a religion of some kind.
See Anti-Religion

The anti-religiosity in this country, that it's somehow in vogue and funny to make fun of anybody of faith, to constantly be making fun of people who express religion — the late-night comedians, the unfunny people on TV shows, it's always anti-religious.

by MochaKemosabe October 29, 2018

religiousy

very devoted and agrees with any doctine of any religion

My parents are very religiousy

by Ducky_Quackers December 16, 2008

Religionfluid

Having or identifying as multiple religions/beliefs

"I am Religionfluid"

by Rooks2 June 30, 2016

religiousize

Promoting a religious story line or perspective of a topic, theory or event that is either secular, scientific or is not inherently religious.

We religiousize and dogmatize even supposedly non-religious beliefs all the time.

by Heavy Knowledge July 12, 2017

Religion

The actual embodiment of opression, intolerance, and cancer.

Haha religion? More like deligion.
I don’t ducking know how to make jokes.

by Suckmahdickshomophobes March 7, 2018

Religion

Religion is like an STD, it spreads like wildfire and ruins people's lives. The difference between the two is almost impossible to find, unless you take into account that the religious people can still have safe sex. It's such a shame though.

Religion ruined my life because I'm gay.

by Sinisterboi March 13, 2018