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rectal broomstick extraction procedure

The fine art of getting someone to lighten up a bit. To help change their point of view.
Mr. Smith is so adamant about not letting his daughter Mary date until she is 27 years old, that he needs to have a rectal broomstick extraction procedure performed.
by JackU May 1, 2009
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SpongeBob RectanglePants

A better nickname for SpongeBob SquarePants. Because SpongeBob is NOT square-shaped and neither are are his pants!
Who lives in a coconut over the sea? SPONGEBOB RECTANGLEPANTS!
by dj gs68 July 12, 2003
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reclaimed insult

Any insult specific to a social group that members of that group have over time began to call eachother by, thus making it ineffective. However, it is considered inappropriate that an outsider to that group uses the term for fear fo being branded prejudiced.
kike/hymie, nigger/nigga, dyke, queer etc
by Gumba Gumba May 28, 2004
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Fart recall

This is when you have to fart but you pucker up and the fart travels back up your intestines. This is also known as the inner fart as it is called by monks. They go through a sprititual process where they eat beans and deny themselves the pleasure of farting. This has killed many that have tried.

Cans of beans were once required to give a warning in regards to fart recalls. The FDA established that anyone who is too stupid to fart should probably go ahead and die.
Man did you hear her stomach? I think she just had a fart recall.

Monk1: Is bob meditating?

Monk2: Yes he just ate a large can of busch beans.

Monk1: Wow he is going to have a huge fart recall. How spiritual......
by Wade Logan July 4, 2008
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reactant

(re-ak-tent) n. 1: A substance that enters into and is altered in the course of a chemical reaction. 2: The starting material in a chemical reaction.
Power Reactant Storage Assemblies are sets of oxygen and hydrogen tanks that provide reactants for electrical power generation and basic life support to the shuttle crew.
by J. Kissling July 21, 2008
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reaver recall

A particularly annoying StarCraft tactic that, while not as quick as zerg rush, is still usually fatal because it's hard to do shit about reavers suddenly appearing in your base.
"Nero fucking reaver recalled me to death."
by Nero January 2, 2004
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rectal passage

posh for " anus tube "
im gonna shuv that up ure " rectal passage " !!!!
by billie November 13, 2003
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