JackU's definitions

scrotum flakes

The dry skin almost like dandruff that comes off when you scratch your balls.

As a joke, Aaron placed an open bag of candy down his pants and when he pulled it out, it was full of scrotum flakes.

by JackU May 24, 2009

rectal broomstick extraction procedure

The fine art of getting someone to lighten up a bit. To help change their point of view.

Mr. Smith is so adamant about not letting his daughter Mary date until she is 27 years old, that he needs to have a rectal broomstick extraction procedure performed.

by JackU May 1, 2009

Smack

A pet name for a really hot female friend

Hey Smack, I'm going to pick up lunch, would you like anything?

by jacku March 12, 2009