The Mitt Romney

When you ejaculate on 47% of your lovers face.

I got so horny watching the presidential election, I just had to give Brenda 'The Mitt Romney.'

I wanted to seem like a compassionate guy, so I only gave Brenda 'The Mitt Romney'.

My wife told me I was lazy today, so I gave her 'The Mitt Romney'. I was happy to oblige.

by RoyCoup November 14, 2012

Mitt Romney

1. (Noun.) A highly offensive term for an idiot who can't decide which side he's on, and who thinks the windows on planes should open.

2. (Noun.) To take an enormous crap in a place other than a toilet.

1. "You're such a Mitt Romney."
2. "I think Mitt Romney just took a Mitt Romney during that debate."

by 742It'sHenry742742742742742742 October 27, 2012

rodney

1) huge cock
2)erection

stuart has a rodney

shawn got a rodney looking at morgan and stuart make out

by whitesizzle101 December 26, 2007

rodney king'd

To beat someone because of their race (usually Black).

Those police beganm to Rodney King that man.

by Anonymous October 11, 2003

Roney

When a male is feeling especially bold, full of himself, pumped up. Full of Testosterone. Manly Man. Sowing his oats.

Did you hear that guy's tires squeal? He must be feelin' roney tonight.

by spawnofearthboy April 9, 2009

Romney

While not widespread, "to pull a Romney" means to run away from a problem, as illustrated when Mitt Romney literally ran away from a voter attacking him for his policy on the medical use of marijuana.

Guy #1: I turned my phone off because my girlfriend's pissed at me for some reason.
Guy #2: Dude, you know you can't hide from her forever, right? Don't pull a Romney on me, man.

by Bob the Plumber February 20, 2009

reverse rodney

When multiple, powerful black police officers beat the crap out of a white guy on the street while they are being filmed.

Duder 1: "Oh snap dude look over there. That redneck is getting his ass kicked by LAPD."

Duder 2: "Yea boy! Good thing I got my camera with me. Let's go get this reverse rodney on film."

Duder 1: "Word doggy, word."

by westfalia January 20, 2010