Resio

A woman's problem with crabs

Hey, I bet that bitch has resio down there.

by lester the molester cocknballs March 15, 2009

total rectoblow

a giant fart, that feels like you ripped your intestines out of your anus.

Girlfriend: Did you just fart!?!?!?
Boyfriend: No baby. That wasn't no fart. That was a total rectoblow.
Girlfriend: That would explain why my peillow is ripped to shreds!!! My poor peillow!!! You rectoblowed all over it!!!

by longrod vanhugendong February 19, 2009

legal rectologist

1) a young lawyer who sufferes from anal cererabral discombobulation.

2) a young lawyer whose ego is larger than his brain capacity, thereby causing anal ego disfunction.

3) a judicial term for young lawyers who can't remove his foot from his own ass.

Damn Lea, ever since you have been out of lawschool you have really taken to legal rectology.

My friend Lauri really pissed off the judge who hasn't stopped talking about her being a skilled legal rectologist.

by jackofhearts655 March 9, 2009

Recto-cranial Immersion

The Neo-Con malady of having your head encased firmly in your rectum, thereby preventing you from seeing reality and having to base yourself only on what your leaders say.

Anyone who believes that Iraq had WMD's suffers from a terminal case of Recto-cranial Immersion.

by Kay_ieee June 11, 2005

rectory

1. Location in the church where Catholic priests most often have sex with young boys; 2. Bodily orifice where priests most often violate young boys

Father Flanigan was arrested for having sex with 18 altar boys in the rectory.

by Wayne Zee September 4, 2008

Yahweh's Restoration Ministry

They are a church that is Jewish/Messianic. They have a fairly popular youtube channel called Yahweh's Restoration Ministry, with over a hundred-thousand subribers. They are located at holts summit, Mo. They keep the 7 Jewish feast days. And they also keep the seven-day sabbath where they broadcast live their sabbath's on youtube. They proclaim the names Yahweh (God) and Yahshua (Jesus). The church is a great church, and kind to everyone.

James: "So Pam do you go to church."
Pam: "No I go to sabbath at Yahweh's Restoration Ministry. They are a Religious group popular on youtube. That believe in many Jewish and Messianic Beliefs."

by Harry Winchester March 1, 2021

rentom

:typical religious jackass, who has no consept of the world.
:a religious fundie.

"Dude dont be a rentom. Just listen the non-catholic may have a point."

by Aaron November 26, 2003