Race Baiting

"A self-righteous, and entitled form of hypocritical racism."

Race Baiting:
"Term used by white people"
"Probably cause they make white people feel really uncomfortable"
"White people are "BORN RACIST"

by TenaciousJ September 1, 2018

Race not Rice

The motto of any self respecting muscle car driver. One who races real cars and not P.O.S Honda Civic ricers.

Aka - Any kind of Mustang or American made car.

Ricer: OH MAN. I'm going to go spend 4 grand and get my car up to 180 hp!.. That's going to kick your mustang ass!
Mustang: Oh really? I can spend less than that and get my car up to 700 hp. What you didn't know that cars could be that fast? What a suprise. Race not Rice moron.

by RosyAlyssa September 1, 2008

Race the Cow

A fun game to play, basically you drink as much as you can and try to drive to a set location before it kicks in. if it doesnt, you win. if it does, you win.

"Officer, in my defense, im playing Race the Cow."
"Ah, sorry sir. carry on"

by thedairyfarmer May 28, 2008

Race the clock

To masturbate before your spouse gets home.

I got to go home and race the clock before my wife get home from work.

by Yellowbelly0804 January 23, 2010

Race Jumper

Someone who jumps to the conclusion that you are being racist because of something vague that you say.

Eddie: dude, I bet you are awesome at basketball
Paul:What? Just because i'm Black?
Eddie:No dude! because you're like 12 feet tall, you race jumper

by Johnny Fird-Rike June 29, 2010

race change

The process whereby a white person gets so tanned they appear to have changed their race. Akin to "sex change".

That girl has spent so much time in the sun I think she's undergone a race change.

by dogbreath34 November 5, 2010

Race car kid

A kid that instead of saying something like stop please don’t do that they say stooooooooop bro and wassup then in a mad and whiny matter.

Omg STOOOOOOP WUSSUP THEN KID YOU WANNA GO? Race car kid

by Lol u thot November 5, 2018