quarantine brain

Doing everything you said you wouldn't do when isolated and alone

covid-19 lockdown gave me a serious case of quarantine brain

by ha ha ha aaa April 25, 2020

quarancrib

Your home base where you are safely quarantined away from the rest of the Coronaverse.

Me and my girl have been in our quarancrib for 6 weeks, binging on Netflix, Grubhub, booze and homemade bread.

by DJSpanky May 5, 2020

Quarantigued

When you’re at the point when you’ve had just enough with the #stayathome but you know you’re not safe to go out and about.

I am feeling so quarantigued and it’s only 10am!
Or you know you’re quarantigued when you have been in front of your computer for hours trying to get a window on instacart

by Netsy May 14, 2020

quarantine boyfriend

Noun. A boyfriend to have during the 2020 Quarantine. It's like a summer boyfriend, but for quarantine only.

"Sorry, I was texting my quarantine boyfriend."

by xoprincessxox May 15, 2020

Quarantini

Any drink, usually alcoholic, created with items on hand during a quarantine. The key is that leaving the house to get ingredients is not necessary.

Let's see...creme de cacao, a splash of vanilla vodka, top with hard seltzer... pour it all over ice, and...boom! An egg cream Quarantini.

by Wes. Palmer May 15, 2020

Quarantine Depression

when your bored and stuck at home so you start thinking depressing thoughts

Man: yo, I think man 3 suffers from Quarantine Depression, he used to be jolly, but now he just feels depressed
Man 2: stfu and stay away from me. Quarantine, remember? Get out of my house and leave me alone till quarantine is over
Man: aha jokes on you I tested positive
Man 2: Jokes on you I was the one that gave it to you
Man: OH NO
man 2: OH YES
Man 3: wtf how did you get out of my basement??
Man: Quick! While hes distracted
Man 4: I thought we were talking about Quarantine Depression

by RetroBonez May 17, 2020

quarantine alcoholic

An individual on quarantine that stays drunk 24/7, to get through the retard restrictions from corona.

I’m so bored at home, I have become a quarantine alcoholic.

by El Wappo. May 19, 2020