Bend over for Mr. Putin

Mitch McConnell’s refrain to his GOP cohorts behind Senate closed doors as he wearily admits what has occurred in the 2016 Election.

Let’s just bend over for Mr. Putin and take it in the ass this time, we need to preserve what we have left of our government and preserve our good names to our loyal constituents!

by Dr Bunnygirl October 31, 2019

Pale Putin

Named for Vladimir Putin. It is when a man ejaculates into a second person's vodka, and is consumed willingly by that person.

Donald and Vlad had to attend the party and could not leave. So Vlad ejaculated into a glass of vodka and gave Donald a Pale Putin.

by Nutzen YerMouf June 9, 2017

wide putin

The greatest man alive. His walk is so greatly awesome it makes me feel cool.

Aubrey:have you seen that man?
Josh:oh yeah I have... He is such a wide putin.

by friedchicken&koolaid479 June 29, 2020

Sadimir Putin

1. When Vladimir Putin pouts or sheds a single tear in meme-worthy fashion. (Name)

2. When one is sad enough to pout or cry. (Slang)

Antonym: Gladimir Putin

When Mother Russia's oldest Brown Bear died of Stoli induced alcohol poisoning, Sadimir Putin's mug was all over RT.com claiming it was Grey Goose that killed the bruin.

Upon hearing about the death of his favorite crossing guard, Harold went all Sadimir Putin with a single tear.

by JHGC8 June 20, 2017

Frozen Putin

An alcoholic drink that consists of an In-n-Out milkshake with a shot of vodka mixed into it.

My favorite drink is a Frozen Putin!
Don’t forget to bring your Frozen Putin.

by Izzy & Sabrina October 28, 2019

Damn tootin Vladmir Putin

To strongly agree with a statement

Person 1 - "Do you think that Deadpool is the best movie of 2016?"
Person 2 - "Damn Tootin Vladmir Putin"

by Nickster27 July 9, 2016

Pulled a Putin

To attempt something and totally fuck up, resulting in unanticipated, negative outcomes wildly beyond the immediate blast radius.

To believe one’s own bullshit for so long that one develops dangerous/foolish confidence, takes action, and spectacularly fails, devastating millions of people.

Uncle Vlad pulled a Putin by thinking he’d easily seize Ukraine, leading to the complete collapse of his country’s economy, the death of thousands of Russian soldiers, increased NATO spending, and the loss of his honorary Judo belt.

Ashli Babbitt pulled a Putin thinking she’d roll to D.C. and “protect” the Constitution on January 6th, 2021 — Biden was certified as President, she ended up getting shot in the chest, and the effort was declared a domestic terrorism event.

by Chad Zelenskyy March 2, 2022