Preston Baer

Preston is a male organism known to many as a "undeveloped fetus of a goblin shark." much pee is stored in his balls waiting to be exported in the nearest carrier for lavatory to divert his urine into. Although sophisticated, he has has many sexual meet and greets with various women ranging from ages 90-100

a Preston Baer could be defined by saying, " oh hey did you see preston eat a goblin shark?",

"indeed i did." "He also made out with the queen of peenland"
OR

as a "General, We are currently sending the pee in the balls to the nearest toilet approximately 30 feet away, we have a 90% chance of making it till he drops the cargo" "bravo six, we are currently heading toward the toilet at a 90 degree angle preparing for aim" "READY SOLDIERS, AIM, FIRE" *pee splashes on multiple parts of floor and toilet* " sir we are going in for the toilet paper"

by Peenston November 10, 2019

PrestigePreston

dumb fucking stupid ass idiot dumb stupid fucking dumbass bitch Minecraft youtuber headass lookin fucker

“hey, have you seen PrestigePrestons new video?"

"you mean that dumb fucking stupid ass idiot dumb stupid fucking dumbass bitch Minecraft youtuber headass lookin fucker?"

"yeah that dumb fucking stupid ass idiot dumb stupid fucking dumbass bitch Minecraft youtuber headass lookin fucker"

by Axloid February 5, 2020

prestocube

The world's biggest simp he also love toes

God damn u r such a prestocube right now

by Prestocube81171 July 15, 2020

Presten.

Me myself and I

Sup Presten.

why you so cool on the walk up

by No thing chicken wing December 7, 2020

prestongoodplayxoxo

prestongoodplayxoxo is camper at camp camp and a tiktoker! The word can be used in many ways!

“Have you heard about prestongoodplayxoxo, he hit 1000”

“ oh wow that’s super cool!”

by Harrison..campcampbell June 28, 2021

Preston

A really awkward and funny guy. He can be weird sometimes too but that's okay. : Everyone's weird in there own way. Preston is very loyal in relationships and is quite a charmer. When it comes feeling down. He will try his best to put you back up and feel better even though he's not really good at it. He can be a really good friend and will listen to what you have to say. He will have his ups and downs though. He may sometimes not really open up to you. But that's when you should express your feelings and ask him if everything is okay. Who know's maybe he'll come to his siences and tell you whats up.

*Silence*
Preston: Did you know killing a man is a jojo reference?
Literally everyone else: uhhhh no. I did not.
Me: *Trying to hold in laughter* wow pff good to know.

by Raven_skull October 30, 2021

preston elms

used to reference the most cooked person of all time

Look to your right, total preston elms walking over there. He's clam-baked.

by Ihatecookedpeople November 15, 2021