porch monkey

people who are LOUD, ANNOYING, LAZY, you will see them hanging out in groups of 3 or more, you will never see a porch monkey alone, Well, they're lazy good for nothin' tricksters... crack-smokin' swindlers! Big butt havin', wide nose, breathin' all the white man's air!

AND THEY STANK! They always have an ATTITUDE, and are ALWAYS COMPLAINING ABOUT SOMETHING! Oh and they don't know how to talk! You will also see them start dancing randomly to no music?!!? They also have names that usually end in A

Things I unfortunately over hear porch monkeys saying:

Nuh uh that gurll just cut in line, umm umm, I have to go to the bathroom, Ima bout to tell her ass something

Ima smack her ass

Gurl its hot in here

Gurl this line is too long

Ima wear this to the club, Heeeyyy

tameka, tanisha, qunisha, felisha, bonisha, WTF????

by tired22 April 2, 2011

Purchase

1. Verb: To purchase is to buy something.
2. Adjective: Describes something that is worth buying

1. Can I purchase some weed please?
2. Those shoes were a purchase, they were only £30!

by Aidan Brooks July 18, 2008

Alabama Porch Monkey

Relating back to old southern black slavery label black women who sat on porches and rock in rocking chairs with their black husband.

Molly: Of course he was young, but know he's a Alabama Porch Monkey

by MiiCkEy February 24, 2011

porch monkey

Racist term from the old South. While entertaining in the summer, after dinner the good White folk would retreat to their respective spaces (women to the parlour or drawing room, men to the porch) for after dinner drinks. The men, desiring to prop their feet up while relaxing, would have the small slave children get on their hands and knees so that the master and his guests could use them as footstools. Hence the term "porch monkey".

"Delilah, go and fetch those little porch monkeys so that my company can rest their feet a spell".

by it'llbalright March 7, 2009

porchmonkey

black people...its ok im bringing back

what do you want you little porchmonkey?

by President Browe January 5, 2011

porch punch

Porch Punch: A fermented malt beverage that jigaboos drink while sitting on their sofas on the front porch watching traffic instead of working.

"Look at that lazy fat nigger drinking his porch punch".

by exterminator September 9, 2003

porch monkey

a black person

I walked by that porch monkey's house and he yelled at me.

by kcdooggg March 17, 2009