Punching

To insert a clenched fist into a sexual orifice for the purpose of gratification for the receiving party. A variation on fisting and not to be confused for synonymous with that act. There is tenuous precautions deliberately taken to prevent injury or pain. The possibility of pain and the borderline thereof typically aids in the gratification of participating parties.

Kristen Stewart: Are you ready for my whole fist? I'm going to be punching you right in the pooper!

Robert Pattinson: I was born ready, sweetheart.

"I like punching my partners, it adds a bit of spice to our relationship." - Chris Brown

by 3nigma69 April 7, 2011

Punching kitten

To have sex. If punching the clown is masturbating, punching kitten is having sex.

A particularly classy set of phrases aren't they?

"I spent the weekend punching kitten! You losers probably had to settle for punching the clown."

by Havoc79 June 10, 2008

uterus punching

Very crude way of describing terrible sex. Also sometimes called rabbit sex, so hard that the girl feels it in her uterus.

That sex last night was awful, total uterus punching right there.

by Meghan Montgomery January 8, 2008

Baby Punching

When a guy with a huge wiener fucks a pregnant chick and repeatedly punches the baby with his penis.

"I had a miscarraige hunny, Mike: OMG what happened babe? It was because it was beat to death, doctor said it was most likely caused by baby punching."

by Matt and Whitey June 16, 2008

punchin' pooper

The act of fucking in the butt.

I'm really tired, Fran, I spent the whole night with a twink punchin' pooper.

by MichaelTodd December 29, 2003

Punchin Bag

In reference to cocaine; a Bag of cocaine cut up and divided into lines to snort. cocaine, white girl, blow

person 1: Yo i wanna get hype right now

person 2: yeah, u wanna hit that punchin bag son

by Leezy S. Baby April 10, 2008

Punching the Dragon

Slang for male masturbation. The rigorous, reciprocating motion of your hand comprises the "punching," while the "dragon" is your penis. Presumably originated from the fact that ejaculation can rather resemble fire being breathed by a dragon, if you have sufficient technique, anatomical predisposition, and you eat enough BWW Wild sauce beforehand for color and sensation.

G-Money: "Whoa! That new waitress is hot. On an unrelated note, you boys will have to excuse me while I go to the restroom."

B-Ryan: "He's totally in there punching the dragon."

by Benny Dawg January 16, 2011