Proteinus

Male genitalia that has been shortened in length due to the prolonged and overuse of protein and/or Steroids/SARMS.

Bro, that guy over there wearing gray sweatpants must have a proteinus... I can't see his dick print at all!

by thanglongg December 20, 2021

Proteinuria

Proteinuria

Proteinuria

by Proteinuria March 27, 2022

Prottengeier

Rich fat ass twat who likes to make jokes about fucking his dog and having sex with his friend's girlfriend.

Aw, it's one of them dog fucking, bitch sucking, fat ass Prottengeiers with the ego of a play-boy millionare.

by DarkDepression July 5, 2022

Protein Pod

A gymbro’s favorite type of small meal after a session on the gym!

Hey bro! Pass me a Protein pod!

by Incognitolover July 21, 2022

Protein torpedo

As she farts, shoot your load inside her arsehole.

She farted just as I was ready to finish, gave me the perfect opening for my protein torpedo

by Lorwyn November 25, 2022

Protein Vampire

An individual that cannot get enough of the man butter.

She sucked me dry last night. Crazy protein vampire.

by Outside Pee'er March 9, 2023

protinome

A thingie majigie mostly seen within computers. While technological advancements have created a more main stream use of the word, protinome(s) (plural form “protini”) have existed for many centuries

“dude i think something is wrong with my computer”

“have u tried checking the protinome?”

by youngbigdool April 2, 2023