Proopeller

When a person takes a large fibrous shit creating a helicopter like blade like effect when flushed. After this "proopreller" reaches terminal velocity during the flush, it is then pulled from the middle causing the helicopter blade to fold in half and exit down the toilet. This phenomenon often causes a ringer and toilet clog.

Bryan was bursting at the seems when he entered his girlfriends house and met her parents for the first time. Since someone was in the guest bathroom, he snuck upstairs and went into the master bedroom bathroom. He shat a proopeller and upon flushing it left a shit ring and clogged the toilet to start overflowing with shit all over the floor. Bryan crawled out of the upstairs window and escaped to his car. He lost all contact with his former girlfriend and changed his number.

by Big Lud the Stud July 24, 2014

Proctered

Failing to meet academic deadlines or standards due to laziness, football manager and making sandwiches.

Sorry I'm 47 years late with that sub-6 year old level of work guys. I've absolutely Proctered it.

by Kpaxmo March 6, 2015

pooter rooter

The act of sticking a man's genitalia in a woman or another mans rectum.

I am such a pooter rooter that I stuck it in Alice's ass without even asking.

by sniplod April 11, 2015

prostetute

maddie

that's a maddie, the prostetute

by amiablekyns March 4, 2017

pooterknuckle

justalexs moms hairy beaver.

i saw just alexs moms pooterknuckle last night and i am scarred for life

by the autismic alex November 29, 2017

Prosterior

Word synonymous with butt, behind, ass, tuchus, and yes also the more commonly used: posterior.

Emily was being a real pain in my prosterior.

by Bxs January 19, 2019

promoted content

Another euphemism for "sponsored content" which itself is a euphemism for clickbait advertising for morons.

They're starting to label clickbait scams with "promoted contented" instead of "sponsored content". Whatevrer. You have to be a moron to click that shit.

by therealmookmerkin April 12, 2019