problem child

vodka soda

yo, barmaid, I'll have a problem child please.

by pepsi123 December 20, 2010

ninja problems

having problems with your homies or family
arguing with a hater and getting pissed
helping your homies or family with their problems

chick friend-waz wrong?
boyo-ninja problems.
chick friend-giggle.
boyo-not like that.
chick friend-whos startin shit?
boyo-i got it covered.
chick friend-iight

by me-hearts February 22, 2008

gun problem

Something that America has.

American: I went to go get some chinese food down on 51st but a fight broke out so we left to avoid being shot.
Brit:you were worried about being shot?
American: yea, we have a slight gun problem here.

by nego December 3, 2005

41 Problems

A man who has 41 problems but a female dog is not infact one of them (he may also be sorry that your having girl problems).

If your having girl problems i feel sorry for you son, i got 41 problems but a bitch aint one

by Matthew Perry Black December 13, 2009

Good Pussy Problems

The cause and effect of the girl’s pussy being too good & the guys that get to experience it lose their minds and can’t leave her alone now.

I can't think about anything but my good pussy problems.

by justmetagirlnamed June 11, 2022

First World Problems

Problems from living in a wealthy, industrialized nation that third worlders would probably roll their eyes at.

Aw, crap, I don't know which 1 carat diamond encrusted platinum ring to buy!

by The Debacle Awaits September 3, 2005

human engineering problem

a case where the real challenge is to modify or control human behavior rather than design a technological solution. Sometimes used sarcastically (by techies) to imply that a problem is not due to technological deficiencies, but to the fact that humans are so poorly designed.

We know how to produce enough food to feed the world. Eliminating hunger is primarily a human engineering problem.

by Sal Theunuch December 17, 2005