A presidential candidate who gains popular support through the masses by way of tapping into the collective conscious of American voters and thus turning an otherwise drab and status-quo election year and reducing it to a televised highschoolesque popularity contest.
by Jay Sherman (AKa The Critic) January 29, 2009
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1. Embargo her air supply through erotic asphyxiation during vaginal intercourse.
2. Paddle her until she submits to calling you Mr. President.
3. Casually transition to anal.
4. Make her confess she'll give you her vote, in exchange for ass-to-mouth.
5. Veto the condom and put your commander in chief in her oval office.
6. Retire to your presidential bed and make her sleep on the futon in the grimy Lincoln bedroom.
1. Embargo her air supply through erotic asphyxiation during vaginal intercourse.
2. Paddle her until she submits to calling you Mr. President.
3. Casually transition to anal.
4. Make her confess she'll give you her vote, in exchange for ass-to-mouth.
5. Veto the condom and put your commander in chief in her oval office.
6. Retire to your presidential bed and make her sleep on the futon in the grimy Lincoln bedroom.
I dropped a Benjamin to fly her down to the White House. It was worth it though, I gave her "The "Mr. President"".
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*Note to the Christian Coalition: No, not the burning thing in the bible through which God spoke.
*Note to the Christian Coalition: No, not the burning thing in the bible through which God spoke.
I'm not talking about the first one! Sure, he was a limp dick, but his son: he sure was a shitty president.
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The George W. Bush Presidential Library is dedicated to the pursuit of freedumb through squandering billions of stolen tax dollars on failed speculative invasions of countries without militaries and the idea that bombing heaps of people to death out of fear and ignorance makes you a humanitarian.
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