Sending your friend a tastefully done nude pic or video for their birthday. Traditional gifts include fully nude pics, titty pics and dick pics. Contemporary gifts include pussy pics, ass pics, nut videos, bean flicks, and squirt shots.
What are you getting Joe for his birthday? Already sent him a Swedish birthday present, a fresh out the shower nude this morning.
by HaroldJugger June 24, 2025
Get the Swedish Birthday Presentmug. Term applied to the sexual gratification given by one person to their partner on a special occasion.
Co-worker, "how was your birthday yesterday?" Colleague, "awesome thanks, the missus gave me a treat, after pleasuring herself as she watched me take her hot girlfriend up the arse, she then finished me off with her mouth, a great final present!"
by Grandsire November 16, 2018
Get the Final Presentmug. It is a gift that is given by a RANGE CAST by a SPECIAL INDIVIDUAL.
Since DICK came out to greet everybody watching:
A HOST you never believed in to be that as such quite excellent in taste.
Since DICK came out to greet everybody watching:
A HOST you never believed in to be that as such quite excellent in taste.
RANGE CAST ....REQUEST 60'S OLDIES..
BUS 837
YOU WON'T HEAR IT ON THE STRIP
SHAME SHAME MAGIC LANTERNS
WONDER WHO LONESOME ROAD
TEMPTATIONS SORRY IS A SORRY WORD
TURN IT DOWN...DRIVER SAYS ...COMPLY
CLOTHES CHANGE COVER GREEN SKIRT WITH UNICORN SHORTS...AS PUTTING ON LEANING DOWN
LOOK what you did you just COCKED YOUR DICK and gave away an INVOLUNTARY PRESENT plus we lost our VOICE.
Everybody who saw DICK gave away their EYES as an INVOLUNTARY PRESENT.
Uhh
I had this INVOLUNTARY PRESENT when I dropped a DEUCE unexpectedly because I forgot about MILLER'S PARADOX.
BUS 837
YOU WON'T HEAR IT ON THE STRIP
SHAME SHAME MAGIC LANTERNS
WONDER WHO LONESOME ROAD
TEMPTATIONS SORRY IS A SORRY WORD
TURN IT DOWN...DRIVER SAYS ...COMPLY
CLOTHES CHANGE COVER GREEN SKIRT WITH UNICORN SHORTS...AS PUTTING ON LEANING DOWN
LOOK what you did you just COCKED YOUR DICK and gave away an INVOLUNTARY PRESENT plus we lost our VOICE.
Everybody who saw DICK gave away their EYES as an INVOLUNTARY PRESENT.
Uhh
I had this INVOLUNTARY PRESENT when I dropped a DEUCE unexpectedly because I forgot about MILLER'S PARADOX.
by METE MEAT MEET May 16, 2021
Get the INVOLUNTARY PRESENTmug. When one needs to be intoxicated in order to stand up in front of a group of people to give a oral presentation.
The only way to be successful is too alter ones state of mind.
The only way to be successful is too alter ones state of mind.
by River21 December 14, 2013
Get the State Dependant Presentationmug. Something your friend tells you when they don't want a present but, you are gonna get them one anyway.
John: What do you want for Christmas
Tiffany: I don't need a present
John: ok I will get you one anyway.
Tiffany: I don't need a present
John: ok I will get you one anyway.
by cookiejack December 19, 2020
Get the I don't need a presentmug. A family member, who’s only benefit in your life is to give you Christmas presents, especially in your youth.
by GuppyKing101 September 10, 2020
Get the Christmas Present Relativemug. A tradition as old as time where anyone witha boyfriend tells him what his presents are four days before his birthday to keep the Boogeyman from coming in their house and fisting them.
by Toad-Bit October 28, 2023
Get the Tell your boyfriend what his presents are four days before his birthday daymug.