Pootage

Footage of a person, or persons, defecating.

Man I just saw the pootage from last night, Duncan was on his stomach spraying diarrhea everywhere!

by Zonal K September 12, 2019

Pooter Shooter

The way your Farts come down and come out

I can feel it coming down my pooter shooter

by That person 767 February 16, 2020

Poost

When you store your badinky in the hoonky and leave it there to marinate as if it was an egg in a chicken roost.

Troy: Bro my girlfriend wants to poost tonight - I'm scared.
Groy: Bro

by Slurmp11 February 25, 2022

Poot

A word used to describe a person that is skilled at picking things up with their foot.

"Yo can you grab that pencil I dropped for me"

"I dont want to"
"My hands are full and besides, you are such a poot"

by pootmaster May 12, 2022

Jizz poot

I a silent fart that comes from the depths of an extremly gaped and well used anus. It smells like old lube and semen.

We coudn't figure out why Beaker was giggling like an idiot with that stupid molester smile on his face until Jimmy passed out from the smell of his Jizz Poot.

by morenza February 5, 2010

Juicy poot

Passing gas...and something extra.

Careful with that Mexican food - you'll have the juicy poots!

Whoa, your shorts look like you had the juicy poots last night.

I gotta go home - just had a juicy poot!

by Bubless July 22, 2012

orangutan poot

when an orangutan climbs on the celing and shits on people heads and gracefully sides down there vertebrates

guy 1 ewww that orangutan just shit on me from the fucking celing what A SICK FUCK

guy 2 aww how cute u have shit on you
guy 3 eww yall gross as fuck you just got orangutan poot

by Grass man September 18, 2017