When taking your partner from behind, pull out and spit on her back just before you cum, she will think you have finished, as she turns her head unleash the full venom of your load into her face. She should grasp her eye and yell aaarhhh!
Last night i tried out the technique, squirting my man milk into my wifes eye, she gasped aarhh and put her hand over her eye to wipe my nut muck from her face looking like she had an eye patch, therfore i perfected the pirate position!
by The Spunk Pistol April 5, 2010
Get the Pirate Position mug.assume the position: To tell someone to get down on all fours (hands and knees) preferably when they are naked. The person who is being told assumes they will be receiving something soon.
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I was with a girl last night whose pussy was so smooth it would qualify for a positive Montemurro sign.
by Dr Montemurro October 8, 2009
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