When a girls pants are up her butt and it looks like her ass is eating her pants. Also back side moose knuckle.
by Gellybean September 14, 2017
Get the Poot Knucklemug. by J.Ho. June 16, 2012
Get the tuna pootmug. A person, while in the act of attempting to shit, decides to grace the entire bathroom with their improvisational percussion skills on their legs or TP holder.
Robert had just walked up to the urinal to do his business, the man sitting in the stall next to him decided to break into a poor attempt at a drum run from Tom Sawyer. Rob immediately rolled his eyes, "Neal Poot, right" he thought.
by Madman With A Cause July 27, 2016
Get the Neal Pootmug. by Dr. Honkey April 26, 2017
Get the poot cheesemug. An affectionate albeit almost unimaginable nickname used by Vladimir Putin’s many lovers, due partly to his own fantasy of himself as Puss in Boots due to his lifelong use of trickery and deceit to gain power, as well as due to his endless obnoxious and uncontrollable farting which has always been a huge part of his seductive persona.
Oh my dearest Poots in Boots, won’t you just once take those miserable old jack boots off when we’re in bed together and what on earth is causing you to fart endlessly in that terrible manner?
by Dr Bunnygirl June 2, 2023
Get the Poots in Bootsmug. when someone loses at beruit and they gotta spread their buttcheeks and the winner gets to shoot their load in ur butthole from like a foot away
by badgersfan1185 July 7, 2007
Get the shoot the pootmug. Poot Lovato is Demi Lovato's twin sister who has been living in a basement her whole life and made a surprise appearance early October 2015.
by PootLovatoFan December 31, 2015
Get the Poot Lovatomug.