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Jou ma se poes

A friendly way of greeting someone in Afrikaans, a language popular in southern Africa.
Person 1: Jou ma se poes
Person 2: Jou ma se poes ook!
by Hans69 September 30, 2021
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Sim Sala Bim Jou Ma Se Poes

"Sim Sim Sala Bim" are the magic words said by Hadji on the shows The Adventures of Jonny Quest and The Real Adventures of Jonny Quest. He used these words, akin to "Abra Cadabra" and the like, to perform such feats as hypnotizing bad guys, removing the bullets from an enemy's gun, levitating objects, and opening locked doors. However bergies from Cape Town use it as a derogatory phrase
Hoe lyk dit my ou? Hosh Sim Sala Bim Jou Ma Se Poes Hond
by Deezos March 10, 2009
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poespas

Dutch expression, means as much as 'bells and whistles'.

Can also mean excessive accessories or details.
it's got everything on it: the whole poespas

I don't need al that poespas
by P. Gibbels December 26, 2007
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rear naked poke

Rear Naked Poke:
The act of having sex in the doggie style position then slapping the rear naked choke on your willing partner and choking them out completely, all the while you're still having sex with them even while they are out cold, continue having sex until they completely wake up again.
The "Rear Naked Poke" should only be attempted by willing partners trained in the ways of Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu.
She let me rear naked poke her, and like a champ she didn't even try to Tap Out. When she woke up she said "that shit was crazy, I liked it."
by Jimmy The Mutt February 19, 2008
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you poke it you own it

A reference to a Budweiser commercial where an overloaded table server sticks a free finger in a bottle of Budweiser in order to serve one more item.

Its now some type of "Man Law"
Bob: Hey Bryan, are you gonna eat that ::sticks his finger in Bryan's food::

Bryan: You poke it you own it.
by mistahtom May 23, 2006
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poke-block

to poke someone on the Facebook and subsequently block him/her.
I poke-blocked her chickenhead azz that night!
by dmart November 19, 2005
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pokeality

pokemon porn, similar to beasteality,

sexing a pokemon.
"after giving up masterbating for forty days for lent, i got desperate and started doing pokemon. damn, this pokeality is really great."
by tsmithh February 13, 2008
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