Ploppy

1. An adjective describing a sad or idiotic comment/person
2. An adjective describing something that is slimy, gooey, pooey or cummy.

1. That man certainly is ploppy.
2. Your ploppy poo is all over my yard! Clean it up, Mr Kaledelfos!

by Bastardized Bottomburp March 18, 2003

Plump

Description of a beautiful princess living up in the mountains that enjoys eating mangos right before she does her Zumba in order to loosen her hips so that when she puts on her superhero outfit she is more flexible in exploring the jungles of California with her partner Tarzan.

If you can take the heat then you are plump.

by Ladera Tarzan June 30, 2011

Plumpkin

1. A Plumpkin is a variety of Katebear that is pretty cool. You can find her in places like hair salons, parks, and thrift stores. Beware though, if you would like to capture a Plumpkin you must be quite cautious, for they are very timid, and may run at the slightest sign of affection.

2. A girl who is very good on top in bed.

3. A girl who has a perfect pumpkin shaped ass.

1. So I was walking home today and I saw a Plumpkin in the park. I walked up real slow and held out a cupcake, and she ate it out of my hand!!! How cute!

2. Damn, the bitch a Plumpkin.

3. Oh shit son, that Kate girl got that Plumpkin shit goin on...

by Urifucabes October 29, 2011

Plapped-a-puss

Best used in the missionary position.
When the male reaches the climax of his orgasm, he withdraws his penis from the woman's vagina and shoots his load all over her vulva. He then slaps the cum covered pussy with his dick, making the semen splatter the surrounding areas.

"Last night I plapped-a-puss fuckin' hardcore, man."

by Merick August 18, 2007

plopperbags

formed in the 80's as an associating word to spunkbags, they are bendy, safe to use in all circumstances, great to carry your shopping in, can also be associated with the fine art of soiling urself - better than most known brands of bog roll.

i carried my niglet home from tesco within my spunkbag, i tightened one end of the bag to shut the croaker up. shame she had to leave me the crumbs of her turd though.

PLOPPERBAGS - machine washable and mums love em.

by sir wanker bar June 27, 2009

plumpious

A word to describe tremendous joy or happiness about something and or to show approval. It can be used as a compliment; when something is exceptional.

We are going to Bermuda! How plumpious.

That was totally plumpious dude!!

by Apolline Dubios December 6, 2010

Plumperberry Pied

The unfortunate incident of being struck in the face with a pie.

1. This pie must be made from
- pie crust
- the inside filling of schfifty five twinkies

2. Must be struck with the pie by a morbidly obese person

Kyle awoke one day with the aroma of bacon residing in his nostril. He immediately arose from his slumber and with haste began his jaunt to the kitchen. With hop, skip and a jump kyle raced down the stairs and made headway to source of the scent of bacon. Turning into the kitchen Kyle's face was met with a blow. After wiping away filling and a tear Kyle saw the face of his attacker. It was a morbidly obese woman ranging from 124 kilograms to 136 kilograms. Kyle realized he had just been Plumperberry pied.............and there was no bacon

by Richard Stroka September 29, 2012