plopperbags 

formed in the 80's as an associating word to spunkbags, they are bendy, safe to use in all circumstances, great to carry your shopping in, can also be associated with the fine art of soiling urself - better than most known brands of bog roll.

i carried my niglet home from tesco within my spunkbag, i tightened one end of the bag to shut the croaker up. shame she had to leave me the crumbs of her turd though.

PLOPPERBAGS - machine washable and mums love em.

plopperbags by sir wanker bar June 27, 2009

plopperbag 

extra large bag for carrying extra large turdy wurdys.mainly for people who eat a lot of branston beans or eggs.it straps round your neck and hangs down so has not to miss any splash backs.

i,ve just ate my beans and am off now to empty my plopperbag cos its full.

plopperbag by larry lesbian April 4, 2009

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.

"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."

eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016

Stroad

Noun. Portmanteau of "street" and "road": it describes a street, er, road, built for high speed, but with multiple access points. Excessive width is a common feature. A common feature in suburbia, especially along commercial strips. Unsafe at any speed, their extreme width and straightness paradoxically induces speeding. Somewhat more neutral than synonymous traffic sewer.

Did you see what the traffic engineers want to do to our street? They're going to turn it into a total stroad!

Stroad by hammersklavier February 21, 2012