Fag Plank

A long skateboard with larger wheelbase and wheels used for carving, cruising and slideing. Also very gay due to the fact that when ridden, the rider resembles some duchbag who can't really skate.

Man who's that gaylord on the fag plank? He prolly can't even skate.

by Richer August 11, 2009

walk the plank

Using feet to masturbate a man.

He asked me to walk the plank again last night

by SluttySue November 04, 2007

Safety Plank

The wooden board you strap horizontally across your ass to prevent you from falling into the cavernous vagina your are about to slam.

I told him to use a safety plank but oh no he knew better. Dude we had to call the fire department to get him out of her vagina.

by Angus McCracken January 25, 2020

Plank-Wanker

An insult for a snow skier.

Get outta my way you damn plank-wanker, I'm tryna shred.

by lady killaz November 16, 2015

plank dick

When one's penis is shaped similarly to that of a wood plank.

"I wanted Jeremy until I found out he had a plank dick."

by duhkota71 January 13, 2018

wood plank

The act of planking on your wood, or boner.

He did an amazing wood plank, almost breaking his penis in the process of the stunt.

by Kilo Tango November 09, 2019

Plank couple

Two people planking on top of eachother face to face first one to fall off losses.

yo i had a plank couple yesterday

by Connor rim June 07, 2012