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A poor person who can't afford a higher trim level vehicle, or nice upgrades and resorts to cheap aftermarket accessories to try and look like they have a nicer vehicle than they really do.
Look at Bill being a pheasant, he's driving an F150 XLT and put a leather wrap over the steering wheel trying to make it a Lariat.
Guys, I could buy a nicer model truck, but mine is for work. No, you're just a fucking poor pheasant piece of shit.
Guys, I could buy a nicer model truck, but mine is for work. No, you're just a fucking poor pheasant piece of shit.
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Person 2 : wow
Person 1: What did you lose all your money? Or did your owl escape?
Person 2 : no
Person 1 : DD Pressed
Person 2 : Wow no
Person 2 : wow
Person 1: What did you lose all your money? Or did your owl escape?
Person 2 : no
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Person 2 : Wow no
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The sexual act, found to be highly pleasurable, begins with anal intercourse between a man and another biotic being, whether it be a man, woman, child or goat --any creature with an anus will do.
After the creature has taken a strong laxative (Nat-Lax TNT will do), the "pitcher" will fuck the "catcher" thouroghly in the ass until his urethra is fully packed with diarrhea. He then pulls out his cock and allows for the shit to harden in his urethra (this process can be accelerated by the use of a hair dryer). The partner proceeds to give him a gentle yet firm hand job, being sure to collect all the hardened shit as it is pressed out of the cock. Finally, the weiner poop (see: Scrotie McBoogerballs) is ground in a coffee grinder to a fine consistency and brewed, similar to a dark, rich French roast.
Suggested serving techniques include adding one tablespoon of cream or milk and a pinch of sugar. The resulting drink is then shared by all parties, often popular in bear-orgies where the tonic serves as a mild aphrodisiac.
The sexual act, found to be highly pleasurable, begins with anal intercourse between a man and another biotic being, whether it be a man, woman, child or goat --any creature with an anus will do.
After the creature has taken a strong laxative (Nat-Lax TNT will do), the "pitcher" will fuck the "catcher" thouroghly in the ass until his urethra is fully packed with diarrhea. He then pulls out his cock and allows for the shit to harden in his urethra (this process can be accelerated by the use of a hair dryer). The partner proceeds to give him a gentle yet firm hand job, being sure to collect all the hardened shit as it is pressed out of the cock. Finally, the weiner poop (see: Scrotie McBoogerballs) is ground in a coffee grinder to a fine consistency and brewed, similar to a dark, rich French roast.
Suggested serving techniques include adding one tablespoon of cream or milk and a pinch of sugar. The resulting drink is then shared by all parties, often popular in bear-orgies where the tonic serves as a mild aphrodisiac.
No, me and the Mrs. employed The French Press last night and brewed some Asspresso. Would you like one cream or two?
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