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press up

Trying to impress or court the opposite sex with smooth talk and flattery
Jonathan tried to press up on Tina while she was waiting for her ride home
by BMoney January 27, 2005
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Pessi

PESSI-is the nickname of Lionel Messi who always misses penalties,even when his fans braggs about scoring it is easy af!
lionel PESSI for a reason!
by sarcastic Gentleman September 6, 2016
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Pheasant

A poor person who can't afford a higher trim level vehicle, or nice upgrades and resorts to cheap aftermarket accessories to try and look like they have a nicer vehicle than they really do.
Look at Bill being a pheasant, he's driving an F150 XLT and put a leather wrap over the steering wheel trying to make it a Lariat.

Guys, I could buy a nicer model truck, but mine is for work. No, you're just a fucking poor pheasant piece of shit.
by Rawzon January 16, 2019
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Pressed

She just pressed because I won't give her any dick
by Kjakksg November 28, 2019
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DD Pressed

When you're messaging a person and they seem depressed and only types 'no' or 'wow'
Person 1: Hey how you doing?

Person 2 : wow

Person 1: What did you lose all your money? Or did your owl escape?

Person 2 : no

Person 1 : DD Pressed

Person 2 : Wow no
by Friend of minted owl January 11, 2012
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The French Press

The French Press originated in Normandy, France and was popular among existensialist figures such as Camus and Sartre.

The sexual act, found to be highly pleasurable, begins with anal intercourse between a man and another biotic being, whether it be a man, woman, child or goat --any creature with an anus will do.

After the creature has taken a strong laxative (Nat-Lax TNT will do), the "pitcher" will fuck the "catcher" thouroghly in the ass until his urethra is fully packed with diarrhea. He then pulls out his cock and allows for the shit to harden in his urethra (this process can be accelerated by the use of a hair dryer). The partner proceeds to give him a gentle yet firm hand job, being sure to collect all the hardened shit as it is pressed out of the cock. Finally, the weiner poop (see: Scrotie McBoogerballs) is ground in a coffee grinder to a fine consistency and brewed, similar to a dark, rich French roast.

Suggested serving techniques include adding one tablespoon of cream or milk and a pinch of sugar. The resulting drink is then shared by all parties, often popular in bear-orgies where the tonic serves as a mild aphrodisiac.
No, me and the Mrs. employed The French Press last night and brewed some Asspresso. Would you like one cream or two?
by Joe and Cody September 29, 2010
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press the flesh

"The politicians were very tired after a long day on the campaign trail, kissing babies, and pressing the flesh with their constituents."
by Alexandra August 12, 2004
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