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peter

by gaybuster November 20, 2018
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peter

(n.)

The male sex appendage; penis
Often used in close proximity to the word "centimeter."
Republican presidential candidate Donald Trump, when referring to the size of his peter, said "I guarantee you there's no problem."

Hey Eric, Angie was telling me the other day that you have a centimeter peter.
by jozer0 August 2, 2016
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peter

sweetest man, "absobloodylutely amazing", perfect...no other words that describe you better
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peter has been exactly what i needed this year.
by desigrl July 30, 2008
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petering

Verb- When two or more people of the male gender engage in any sexual action.
I was petering Kevin last night.
by puffyflouse March 5, 2011
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peter

He won't keep his peter in his pants when he's alone.
by Light Joker June 11, 2006
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peter

to drink strong cold coffee at an extremely high rate
man he just peter'd that coffee!
by john one September 29, 2010
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petering

The act of creeping on adolescent females in an extremely intoxicated state, with the hope of success, however always doomed to failure.
i was petering in dandelion the other night, tried to mooch rachel gardiner 16 times. Just as well i got rejected im a terrible man for the whiskey dick if experience tells.
by the night stalker 3000 October 23, 2012
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