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pencil neck 

How do you know if you're a pencil neck geek? Check for the following symptoms:

1. You read Harry Potter books.
2. You're a liberal.
3. You cry a lot.
4. You receive flu shots.
5. You wear sandals with socks...colored socks.
6. You work in a "safe job" that involves an inordinate amount of bureaucracy, paperwork, or technology.
7. You design security software more complex than what it was designed to protect.
8. You're a virgin.
9. You have a discordant fashion sense, with questionable hygienne, but don't seem to notice.
10. Your greatest athletic accomplishment involves a mouse or remote control.
11. You can't hold your head straight.
On his way home from the Star Trek convention, Bobby's Chihuahua tore Eugene a new asshole. Eugene is a snot nosed pencil neck geek.
pencil neck by Neil Gendreau October 30, 2007

Pencil - Case 

The current trend in moblie phones has led to people (notably girls) sending irrelevant and useless text messages to each other. Girlfriends often pencil - case their boyfriends when a phone call would do to retain that secretive "pass a note in the classroom" element to the relationship.
AS VERB: Where's James gone? To pencil - case his girlfriend.

AS ADJECTIVE: She's a bit pencil - case
Pencil - Case by Simon Trosper January 24, 2005

Pencil Penis 

An abnormally small and thin penis.
“Have you heard the rumor going around that Colin has a total pencil penis!!!”
Pencil Penis by Hopoff3 December 16, 2017

pencil fart 

Daddy my fishie names is pencil fart
pencil fart by Pencil fart April 16, 2018

Pencil Sharpener 

Did you see Jimmy pencil sharpenered the nugget?
Pencil Sharpener by John Green69 January 22, 2021

Pencil Sharpener 

A term often used to describe this or a similar kind of sexual interation:

It is when a male uses his pencil (penis) to stick it into a girl's pencil sharpener (vagina) and the guy moves his pencil in a circular motion to create the pencil sharpening effect.
Friend: Dude I could totally do the pencil sharpener on that girl Beverly!

Hillel: Her? I tried to do that several days ago, however my pencil was too small to fit.

Friend: I think I'll be fine, if anything my pencil will be too thick for her sharpener!!1
Pencil Sharpener by Jeremy Lanko January 10, 2006