pilly packer

a slang term for male genitalia which was originally used by actor Martin Lawrence on Feb. 19, 1994 during his notorious monologue on SNL that resulted in him getting banned from NBC.

Crystal: "hey girl, how did things go with Tim last night? did you get the D?"

Tyshawnda: "Girl! BARELY! His pilly packer was too small! It barely made it in and Tim couldn't stay hard!"

Crystal: "dang girl, I'm sorry"

Tyshawnda: "Yeah, the pilly packer wasn't satisfying."

by Nona.rosegold October 12, 2017

Ass Packer

One who packs another males ass, it's an insult so they don't really need to for you to call them it.

Someone calls you stupid...
You say, "Shut up ya stupid ass packer

by Vanilla Gorilla January 25, 2005

gas packer

Gas packing is when youre fuckin a bitch in the ass and she passes gas. At which point you get mad and donkey punch her in the back of the head and while knocked out you pack all the gas back in.

carm: "hey rick what did you do last night?"
rick: "i was at my bitch's house for a sleepover fucking and she pissed me off while we were anal'ing so i pulled a gas packer on that bitch"
carm: "oh...kickass!"

by Carmine and Rick December 9, 2008

Fudge Packer

Someone who drives really close behind me.

If this fudge packer doesnt like how slow im driving he can go around me.

by jondySauce March 14, 2010

Fudge packer

A fudge packer/Fudge packy they Will keep the shit and or others in there ass for pleasure.

Tommy Was a Fudge packer and Shoved some of sallys Fudge While he worked on his report for ms.Lingernie

by ThatSoFunny December 8, 2007

fledge packer

Fledge Packer. This word was once used in the film cruel intentions to describe someone of a gay or slightly homosexual nature. It may be used as an insult.

TRAVIS: Your Gay
BOB: hush you little fledge packer!

by Robyn____x September 8, 2006

Back Packer

An Outdated term for Homosexuals

"Did you see that new boy across the street? you know he's a Back Packer"

by John Cleveland January 4, 2007