Posum

Posum. U think I spelt that wrong but at our school possum stands for P- piece O-of S-shit and then um. Um meaning they r annoying.

"She thinks she's better than everyone and she a bratty bitch."

"Ikr she is such a posum."

by Mamamama February 23, 2017

postma

this gay ass bitch who feels the need to stare at you 24/7 and try to call you out just bc your booty is better than hers

“omg she has it OUT for you” “nothing new with that bitchass postma”

by Idfcanymore March 26, 2019

Postman

Logic sending letters to the people

I've been feeling like a mothafuckin' postman
Sending letters to the people
All this knowledge that I got, I'm like an old man
Hold up, wait now oh man!
Let me back up in this bitch
I'm platinum in this bitch, I'm rapping in this bitch
Running the game, yeah I've been lappin' in this bitch
You know it's alright
Fuck around and they all might
Look at a brother different, I've been at it all night
I think I said it but I know I'm doing this for everybody going through it

by Logic0228 November 11, 2019

The Postman Pat

The act of luring women into your red van, placing them in boxes with holes placed in strategic areas. Then the "Postman" proceeds to insert his member into said holes and sings the postman pat theme tune. If the "postman" finishes before the song he must be locked in a box and thrown off a bridge as punishment.

Hey, James, I've got a red van, do you want to borrow it and do the postman pat

by JustAcceptMyName May 26, 2017

Posad

A nickname trying to define "posada" in english

"oh look there is a posad"

by Posade October 22, 2020

postmortem post

When someone replies to a post of yours(like on facebook) several days after your original post and whatever ever they write doesn't seem to having any meaning cause that topic is dead.

Someone posts: Had a bad day can't wait to have a glass of wine tonight. Three days later at 11:00 a.m. a friend posts: That sounds good drink one for me. They have left a postmortem post for you.

by ruralbetter March 8, 2010

postmodern

acknowledging complexity in a way that makes conservatives uncomfortable :(

I can't believe all those postmodern neo-Marxists are trying to make us believe that gender is more complex than "penis boy, vagina girl"! This is why Western civilization is dying.

by eeveergreen July 10, 2019