leather penny

Butt-hole

"The girl was so friendly, I won't just eat her box, I'll lick her leather penny!"; "Pour the rum high to achieve the leather penny"

by brown paperbag February 13, 2009

penny pincher

Cheap, stingy person who rarely spend money.

Megan never goes to restaurants because she's such a penny pincher.

by VAKI5 July 7, 2005

lick the copper penny

to toss the salad of; to lick the chocolate starfish of, to grant a rim job to; to lick or suck the A-hole.

After earning my red wings, I flipped her over and licked the copper penny. Man, did it ever leave a shitty taste in my mouth.

by weave April 2, 2003

Penny whore

A whore whose rate is a penny, but is often used loosely to mean any whore in the $0.0001 - $1.0000 range.

Last night I got 5 goes with Shuai for a cent-- man, what a penny whore!

by Anonymous July 15, 2003

Penny pitchers

One night a week or month when the bars (usually in college towns) charge a cover and then let patrons drink all the cheap beer they can. You have to get there early to get a pitcher or you're out of luck, they go fast.

"Hey are you going to Dill tonight?"
"Nah, I'm kinda broke, I'm headin to the Madhatter for penny pitchers!"

"Hey, I heard you coming in at 5am through the window, did you puke in the microwave...!?"
"Ohh maybe...I dunno..I went to penny pitchers..."

by lono1807 June 3, 2009

Lucky penny

A person you may or may not have previously known, whom you suddenly stumble upon a mutual attraction or flirtation with and decide you would like to keep around a while.

girl 1: So have you hooked up with Jeff yet?
girl 2: No, but he's definitely a lucky penny. I can't jump into that just yet.

by littlewanton September 13, 2011

pennsylvania turnpike

america's first superhighway (built in the '40s, it even predates l.a. freeways), it is now one of the crappiest sections of interstate in the us

many people choose to take I-68 through maryland to avoid the potholes on I-70/I-76, the PA turnpike

by RoadDude May 9, 2004